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Just now, Stinger said:

What the hell are their fans booing for? Theyโ€™ve had an absolute free ride

Hard to find more than 2 brain cells down at Mordor.

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3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

It's the handballs without even looking that kill us.

Who doesn't look?

Half the side at least.

It's madness.

Its just reflex and it's always wrong.

Salem one of the biggest offenders much of the time.

OMFG what did I say about Dangerfield! Biggest flopping, oldest moron going around

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What the hell is going on?...we have 70% of our premiership side yet we play like we did in '09'.

It's not pretty.

And some horrible efforts by us.

But we playing with more intent at least.

Duck that umpire.

Sharpen our disposal even 20 % and we are a chance.

That's how poor our disposal has been.

Thankfully taken the cats down to our poor skill.level.

Max you need to find yourself again. Not one mark on a dry night. What's going on.

Your seven feet almost.

Edited by leave it to deever


Umps need to fix up their understanding of 15 meters. Itโ€™s way more inconsistently called than last year.

36 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

a lot of people retiring Max after his one dip in form in years.

Not even Max can get the better of Old Father Time.

He desperately needs the back-up ruck we haven't got.

much better last 10-15 minutes in the quarter

only 15 points down. we're a chance but have to take our opportunities when they present

langford playing well. Trac also

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We are really struggling for skills, game plan, canโ€™t stick a tackle but what we donโ€™t need is to be battling the umpires as well as Geelong! That not 15 call on Kossie was ridiculous. And you cannot touch Danger or Cameron without a fricking whistle blowing! Itโ€™s doing my head in.

Our skills and positioning has never looked worse. We're a shell of the team that trained the house down.


GAWN AND VINEY CAPTAIN AND VICE CAPTAIN TO CASEY... JUST TERRIBLE


Plenty of glimmers of hope and positives. Probably not enough, but at least they look like a football team. At times.

Get Windsor and Kozzie back up to speed, Lindsay and Lever back in ... building, building.

3 minutes ago, BoBo said:

Umps need to fix up their understanding of 15 meters. Itโ€™s way more inconsistently called than last year.

Been an issue from round one.

Pass the hat and get some tape measures.

9 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

2 touched for Sparrowโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ.2.

Sparrow is shadowing Holmes, how many has he got?

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

Agree that Petty needs to be shown the door.

Lacks any sense of footy iq, is slow and lazy.

I can forgive the first two DD, but I question his effort. Has been absolutely pathetic tonight.


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