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1 minute ago, WERRIDEE said:

Nice joke

You reckon Goody just goes to Chaplin โ€œup to you chappers, you know bestโ€.

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2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Who havenโ€™t we blamed? Whoโ€™s the boot cleaner?ย 

Been blammed

2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Who havenโ€™t we blamed? Whoโ€™s the boot cleaner?ย 

whoever he is heโ€™s pathetic tooโ€ฆdid you see how the ball slipped off their boots? ย he was probably moved over from the laundry department and clearly hasnโ€™t got a clue!ย 

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Just now, Sesto said:

You reckon Goody just goes to Chaplin โ€œup to you chappers, you know bestโ€.

A little bit of column a and column b. In other words Chaplin has his say but Goodwin would have the final say.


1 hour ago, burnthefushias said:

When the midfielders learn to lower their eyes and hit their targets, it'll make everybody else's job easier.

It might help the midfielders if the forwards learn to lead and block for each other.

I blame Reece Conca. Heโ€™s great at his job but hey, why not add him to the firing line?

ย I also blame Alyssa Bannan and Ari, the two people that organise the kids in the guard of honour.

And we can throw in our mascots for good measure.

And donโ€™t get me started on that cheer squad of ours.

PATHETIC, THE LOT OF โ€˜EM

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Starting to think Werridee is a parody account.

Or maybe an agent provocateur sent to entrap dissidents.

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Engage sarcasm mode;

IF ONLY WE COULD FIND AND RE-ENGAGE THE LINE COACH WHO LAID THE GROUNDWORK FOR OUR POWERFUL OFFENSIVE GAME BACK BEFORE WE LOST HOGAN AND SHIFTED OUR FOCUS TO DEFENCE.
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ffs people.

I'm ready to start rants that would get bleeped out on Shoresy, nevermind [censored] on Demonland.

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2 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

Why on earth is he the forwards coach? Never played forward in his life. I can't believe we can't find a forwards coach that played as a forward. He will end Goodwin's career, no wonder Fritsch, Turner and van Rooyen look clueless out there you can't teach something you have never experienced.

Youโ€™re the one making these so called โ€˜best 22โ€™s every week since Octoberโ€ฆ

They are not the best 22โ€ฆand certainly not on the weekendโ€ฆ

Im beginning to think you have no idea what you are doing

#nomorebest22s

#WERRIDEEsbest22sIKeepHearingAbout

1 hour ago, Ghostwriter said:

Are we gonna have a new thread for every individual member of the coaching staff after yesterdayโ€™s loss? Instead,ย how about we put them all in the one thread and call it, for example, โ€œDees coaches are patheticโ€

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A fair few havenโ€™t been keeping their feet, so I reckon itโ€™s high time the boot studder is put under the microscope too


5 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Youโ€™re the one making these so called โ€˜best 22โ€™s every week since Octoberโ€ฆ

They are not the best 22โ€ฆand certainly not on the weekendโ€ฆ

Im beginning to think you have no idea what you are doing

#nomorebest22s

#WERRIDEEsbest22sIKeepHearingAbout

With all due...

How does your rant answer the query ?

You DO understand footy.... quite well.

So why , in your estimation , is Chaplin still a fwd coach.

Observationally...he ain't that goodย 

Cheers

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17 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Youโ€™re the one making these so called โ€˜best 22โ€™s every week since Octoberโ€ฆ

They are not the best 22โ€ฆand certainly not on the weekendโ€ฆ

Im beginning to think you have no idea what you are doing

#nomorebest22s

#WERRIDEEsbest22sIKeepHearingAbout

I'm hurt by that comment. I'm sure demonlanders only come on here to see my best 22's

1 hour ago, demon3165 said:

And yet he's the forward coach the buck stops there full stop.

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27 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

I'm hurt by that comment. I'm sure demonlanders only come on here to see my best 22's

Youโ€™ve got your own thread created for you purely to post your best 22s. Doesnโ€™t that tell you how most Demonlanders feel about your best 22s?

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Are we gonna have a new thread for every individual member of the coaching staff after yesterdayโ€™s loss? Instead,ย how about we put them all in the one thread and call it, for example, โ€œDees coaches are patheticโ€

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Well said Ghosty!๐Ÿคฉ


I blame one of our sponsors for our start to the year.

I have had Hertz storage trucks drive past me during the week leading into games, let me elaborate.

I've seen one on the Friday before the GWS game and one on Saturday before the Roos game both resulting in loses.

This is not a weekly occurrence either, straight out of the blue right in time for footy season.

But wait there's more, I saw two Hertz trucks today.

I don't know what the two Hertz truck sightings mean today.

I'm hoping they counteract each other and it means a win for Saturday.

But if it doesn't I might lock myself up and not come out of home for a while.

That's how well I'm holding up mentally at the moment.

Don't you just love footy!

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30 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Youโ€™ve got your own thread created for you purely to post your best 22s. Doesnโ€™t that tell you how most Demonlanders feel about your best 22s?

That hurts again. Lucky for you I have posted my worst 22 coaches.

B: Neeld, Neeld, Neeld

HB: Neeld, Neeld, Neeld

C: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey

HF: Chaplin, Chaplin, Chaplin

F: Chaplin, Chaplin, Chaplin

FOLL: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey

IC: Stafford, Stafford, Stafford, Stafford

SUB: Stafford

2 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

That hurts again. Lucky for you I have posted my worst 22 coaches.

B: Neeld, Neeld, Neeld

HB: Neeld, Neeld, Neeld

C: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey

HF: Chaplin, Chaplin, Chaplin

F: Chaplin, Chaplin, Chaplin

FOLL: Bailey, Bailey, Bailey

IC: Stafford, Stafford, Stafford, Stafford

SUB: Stafford

Tough choice with the sub ๐Ÿ˜‚

2 hours ago, Sesto said:

You reckon Goody just goes to Chaplin โ€œup to you chappers, you know bestโ€.

And you reckon Goody and Chaplin are instructing the players to bomb long to 2 and 3 vs 1 contests?

In Round 1, there was decidedly more space in our forwardline and we moved the ball well.

It's on the players.ย 

Iโ€™m in the โ€œItโ€™s time for Goodwin to goโ€ camp but letโ€™s not forget Chris Fagan never played AFL / VFL. Whilst we have line coaches Goodwin is ultimately responsible for the style of footy we play and needs to accept responsibility for what we served up yesterday.


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6 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

And you reckon Goody and Chaplin are instructing the players to bomb long to 2 and 3 vs 1 contests?

In Round 1, there was decidedly more space in our forwardline and we moved the ball well.

It's on the players.ย 

Why is it on one or the other? Why can't it be both? If the message isn't getting across to the players maybe the coaches should find a job. It will be on the players now. Woewodin and Howes had enough chances to hold a spot in the team haven't done it. McDonald time to retire won't be around next year. Bowey could be finding another home at the end of the year. They are 4 players that should be dropped and there maybe more.

4 hours ago, DemonDave said:

Does playing in that position have a bearing on the quality of your coaching?

Ever seen a small forward be a Ruck Coach?

3 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

Jones and Bassett are safe because they are new and at least they played the position they are coaching.

Bassett was forwards coach at both Essendon and Port.

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4 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

Why on earth is he the forwards coach? Never played forward in his life. I can't believe we can't find a forwards coach that played as a forward. He will end Goodwin's career, no wonder Fritsch, Turner and van Rooyen look clueless out there you can't teach something you have never experienced.

Wouldnโ€™t mind Tom Hawkins. He had some great points when he was commentating on our game.ย 


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