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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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Sparrow blind handball over the head when we're charging forward. Stand up in the tackle and look mate.

Bowey shameful

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Goodnight

We only need 5 decent minutes of football to win this game, but there is zero chance of that happening.ย 


Jesus that is terrible. Where is the defensive transition?

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Your goal Boweyโ€ฆ what a [censored] kickย 

Bowey just a nothing half back. List clogger. Have to get him out of the side.

Worst skilled side in the AFL.

Torture watching mistakes.

diabolical turnover bowey leads to the goal

jesus wept


Bowey an elite kick. Haven't seen it for 3 years or so sadly. We really lack quality rebounding half backs. Salem is a shadow of his 2021 self, Mcvee injured and being made unnecessarily into a midfielder, and Hibberd is retired.ย 

Tracc forward & chin into the middle.ย  Had to try something there

My kid is starting to get into footy. Heโ€™s watching this game and asking what is happening? Heโ€™s 5 and full of wonder and hope and innocence.ย 

At least Trac down forward gives them something to think about.ย 


1 minute ago, BDA said:

FFS Bowey

Might as well just kicked it for them.

Well done Goody for making a change before it's all over.

Just now, Lord Travis said:

Bowey an elite kick. Haven't seen it for 3 years or so sadly. We really lack quality rebounding half backs. Salem is a shadow of his 2021 self, Mcvee injured and being made unnecessarily into a midfielder, and Hibberd is retired.ย 

He's only elite over about 25 meters.ย  That's why he rarely tries on those longer kicks.ย  Even then, i have no idea who he was trying to hit up.

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Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

My kid is starting to get into footy. Heโ€™s watching this game and asking what is happening? Heโ€™s 5 and full of wonder and hope and innocence.ย 

Tell him to get ready for 50+ years of pain.


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