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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’d offer him a zillion dollars over 667 years.

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Small coin for you Ethan....

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3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Months ago he told me he has signed already. Since then, whenever he mentions it he refers to the ā€œannouncementā€ which is why I’m so confident.

I was also told he had re-signed as much as 4 months ago. Strange one.

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3 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

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Well someone's fibbing..

Not saying anyone here is.. ( not deliberately)

But its hardly world pivoting is it !!

He's not the Mesiah.... not a naughty boy...

What's the big bloody deal šŸ¤” šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’d offer him a zillion dollars over 667 years.

Yeah, nice. Spread the TPP across multiple years. Clever list management.

21 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Fine straight swap for Jackson I guess will do

I’m actually hearing that if all parties involved agree, that this could happen.

Maybe be his contract has a confidentiality clause šŸ˜†

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12 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m actually hearing that if all parties involved agree, that this could happen.

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*soz Judd

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m actually hearing that if all parties involved agree, that this could happen.

I know it’s silly season but….. really?


2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

I know it’s silly season but….. really?

Yes, if all parties involved agree.

We might be trading Tom Fullarton to Collingwood for the Daicos brothers if all parties involved agree.

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’m actually hearing that if all parties involved agree, that this could happen.

In what universe, would freo do that deal?? I'd definately do it EASILY! Mc Vee masively overated by many here!

This is some serious Schroedinger's Cat level [censored] with Juddy's signature. So he simultaneously signed 4 months ago (i.e. in April!), yet is yet to sign and is set to land at Freo, yet no trade request was made at his exit interview. Have I missed anything?


6 minutes ago, gs77 said:

This is some serious Schroedinger's Cat level [censored] with Juddy's signature. So he simultaneously signed 4 months ago (i.e. in April!), yet is yet to sign and is set to land at Freo, yet no trade request was made at his exit interview. Have I missed anything?

Smoke and Mirrors, deception, deflection, with a hint of Schadenfraude!! What the hell IS going on here???

Edited by picket fence

Reading between the lines, Judd will quickly re-sign should Bux (or forthcoming coach) whispers sweet nothings in his ear and assure him he'll play a freewheeling attacking half back role

Should they plan for him to play a lockdown back pocket role he may seek greener pastures

I genuinely can't think of any other explanation. If he had his heart set on going home he would have simply requested the trade by now.

38 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

I know it’s silly season but….. really?

it is silly

i heard that if all parties don't agree, then it won't happen

19 minutes ago, adonski said:

Reading between the lines, Judd will quickly re-sign should Bux (or forthcoming coach) whispers sweet nothings in his ear and assure him he'll play a freewheeling attacking half back role

Should they plan for him to play a lockdown back pocket role he may seek greener pastures

I genuinely can't think of any other explanation. If he had his heart set on going home he would have simply requested the trade by now.

If this is so then the club is bigger than the player, play your role son and if you dont like it then more than fine to look elsewhere!

On 26/08/2025 at 12:13, Ghostwriter said:

100% still the case. Always was and still is.

Do we really think a player would tell a fan they are leaving though? Like surely we aren't this naive? No disrespect to you Ghostwriter but if he was leaving he isn't going to come out and say it.


8 hours ago, schmutt said:

Do we really think a player would tell a fan they are leaving though? Like surely we aren't this naive? No disrespect to you Ghostwriter but if he was leaving he isn't going to come out and say it.

Look she will have some massive egg on her face if he does leave….

Some posters show. Serious jealousy issues here. Like my [censored] if bigger than yours.

Get over it !

11 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

Mrs Jackson remains a stumbling block.

Actually quite the opposite.

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1 hour ago, Tracca said:

Look she will have some massive egg on her face if he does leave….

In all fairness DannyZ heard the same thing all those months ago.

1 hour ago, Tracca said:

Look she will have some massive egg on her face if he does leave….

LOL! Egg on my face.

And not just egg… ā€œmassiveā€ egg.

Is that like an emu egg? Or is it lotsa little eggs like what my bantams lay? Takes four of those mofos to make one regular chook egg.

The only ā€œmassiveā€ thing here is the massive Lols. šŸ˜‚

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