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13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Have seen the alleged texts. I’m pretty sure Kozzie is referring to playing in the all stars game vs Freo on the 15th.Ā 

Too much to hope for, an apology from Ralphy?

And maybe, while he's at it, a general admission, that they all do this, ALL THE TIME!?

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Ralph is a professional guesser.

He deadset has no idea. Don't waste your energyĀ 

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

can you provide exact text, et?

Sent 31 December 2024 @ 2358hrs

"HNY boys. Cnt wait 2 play w u boys in WA next year, c u on the 15th"

šŸ‘€

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1 minute ago, Beetle said:

Sent 31 December 2024 @ 2358hrs

"HNY boys. Cnt wait 2 play w u boys in WA next year, c u on the 15th"

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thanks, and as this sent in 2024, next year means this year

finally, are there any other texts that ralph may be alluding to?

Just now, daisycutter said:

thanks, and as this sent in 2024, next year means this year

finally, are there any other texts that ralph may be alluding to?

disclaimer - there is a very strong chance I made this completely up.

You should know me better by now daisy.

sorry


1 minute ago, Beetle said:

disclaimer - there is a very strong chance I made this completely up.

You should know me better by now daisy.

sorry

Not cool Beetle, not cool!!

4 hours ago, Beetle said:

disclaimer - there is a very strong chance I made this completely up.

You should know me better by now daisy.

sorry

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On 28/01/2025 at 08:04, Redleg said:

You would imagine if he wants to leave, the Dees would know/find out and would be into the homesick Harley Reid.

I think Kozzie will stay.

resurrect the "thinking" emoji

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7 hours ago, Beetle said:

Sent 31 December 2024 @ 2358hrs

"HNY boys. Cnt wait 2 play w u boys in WA next year, c u on the 15th"

šŸ‘€

I'm getting lost with all the joking etc on this (and other) threads.

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Is this genuinely the text that Jon Ralph was referring to? If so, then it is certainly equivocal and the situation is unnecessarily out of hand.

4 hours ago, iamisaid67 said:

The 15this referring to the practice match against them.

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We don’t play Freo until March 2.Ā 

Any reference to ā€œseeing people on the 15thā€ would be Saturday week when he’s an Indigenous All Star v Freo at Optus. I think.

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On 05/02/2025 at 10:58, CatFishPig said:

Ralph is a professional guesser.

He deadset has no idea. Don't waste your energyĀ 

He blocked me on Twitter so clearly has no idea.

Can remember John Ralph swearing black and blue on SEN that the Crows would sign him as coach, whilst on most other stations they were covering Goodwin being announced as coach of MFC.

Bloke is a nuffie

On 06/02/2025 at 01:26, iamisaid67 said:

The 15th is referring to the practice match against them.

Nah, it's the short par 5, water on the right.

On 05/02/2025 at 11:05, Beetle said:

Sent 31 December 2024 @ 2358hrs

"HNY boys. Cnt wait 2 play w u boys in WA next year, c u on the 15th"

šŸ‘€

This is it? lol.Ā 

He’s just a good bloke looking forward to playing in the game next week.

The future will bring whatever it brings but we don’t have to bring it to fruition with wringing hands and worried looks.

9 hours ago, rpfc said:

This is it? lol.Ā 

He’s just a good bloke looking forward to playing in the game next week.

The future will bring whatever it brings but we don’t have to bring it to fruition with wringing hands and worried looks.

If it wasn't obvious, you missed the disclaimer

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On 05/02/2025 at 11:11, Beetle said:

disclaimer - there is a very strong chance I made this completely up.

You should know me better by now daisy.

sorry

Ā 


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Now, I ask you in all seriousness: if Kozzie’s heart is elsewhere would the toy In Bellanie’s cot be there? Methinks not. šŸ˜…

It’s a DA tradition… our awesome resident knitter buys a big stuffed toy and knits a guernsey with the player’s number on the back. It’s given to the player in question just before or just after the birth. And I have the job of courier 🄰

24 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

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Now, I ask you in all seriousness: if Kozzie’s heart is elsewhere would the toy In Bellanie’s cot be there? Methinks not. šŸ˜…

It’s a DA tradition… our awesome resident knitter buys a big stuffed toy and knits a guernsey with the player’s number on the back. It’s given to the player in question just before or just after the birth. And I have the job of courier 🄰

Mate, you're job is awesome.

27 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

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Now, I ask you in all seriousness: if Kozzie’s heart is elsewhere would the toy In Bellanie’s cot be there? Methinks not. šŸ˜…

It’s a DA tradition… our awesome resident knitter buys a big stuffed toy and knits a guernsey with the player’s number on the back. It’s given to the player in question just before or just after the birth. And I have the job of courier 🄰

I don’t think it means he’s guaranteed to stay…. But it is nice to see!

2 minutes ago, Grr-owl said:

Mate, you're job is awesome.

Right? They’re always super grateful and some send us pics of their baby with the toy. Maysie sent us pics of little Millie cuddling hers even though it was kinda bigger than her. 🄹

4 hours ago, Grr-owl said:

Mate, you're job is awesome.

Not only that, but she does an awesome job! Ā ā¤ļøšŸ’™


I don’t discount the possibility that Kozie may leave the club.

Much like I don’t discount the possibility that we won’t win the flag this year.

In both cases, I hope the discounts I apply to these possibilities turn out to be ill-founded.

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On 05/02/2025 at 11:11, Beetle said:

disclaimer - there is a very strong chance I made this completely up.

You should know me better by now daisy.

sorry

Well after that little doozy, i'm gonna do what no one's had the courage to do here so far and call out your nemesis sir.Ā  Be afraid, be VERY afraid for what's about to follow...

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

[censored] off Brayshaw. God this kind of stuff is unseemly. It’s January and he’s contracted for 3 more seasons.

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4 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

[censored] off Brayshaw. God this kind of stuff is unseemly. It’s January and he’s contracted for 3 more seasons.

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The cheek on these freo players... no wonder they'll never win a premiership.

16 minutes ago, Dee Boys said:

[censored] off Brayshaw. God this kind of stuff is unseemly. It’s January and he’s contracted for 3 more seasons.

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This should be seen as tampering, and player/club warned before sanctions for subsequent instances.


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