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21 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Good lord Viney..

Looks cooked and we sign him to a new 3 year deal.

youโ€™re in fine form

keep the comedy coming

did you see last week?

"Play the youngsters"- ย How about we do it next year in key defence too?

TMAC should retire and let a kid come through. dont care how good he's been, last few weeks have been pretty poor. Play Petty or Turner in D

Edited by John Demonic

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1 minute ago, Little Richard said:

I've been as critical of Petty as anyone this year but he has clearly improved in the latter part of the season. I don't think it would do Jeffo any good playing in this side tonight.

Not tonight.... there were 16 other matches, some against teams alot worse than the filth


Just now, DubDee said:

youโ€™re in fine form

keep the comedy coming

did you see last week?

He's got a point though - with Viney it's either he plays an absolute ripper or he gets 10 touches. There's not really any kind of middle ground.

[censored] disgraceful it took them so long.

It's been stormy since 20 minutes ago.

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I hope Crisp does his hamstring of the bone or a knee after the lightning.

Doesn't deserve Jimmy's record the scumbag.

Edited by YesitwasaWin4theAges

4th qtr so far

๐Ÿ’ฉTmcd deliberateย 

๐Ÿ’ฉMelksham turnoverย 

๐Ÿ’ฉViney miss tackleย 

๐Ÿ’ฉLaurie turnoverย 

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉFritsch two miss tacklesย 


NIBBA??!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

What happened last time we stopped for 20 minutes during a game,

can lightening strike twice. Hope soย 

20 more minutes of this misery.ย 
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This canโ€™t be MFCSS.

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it has to be a clinical diagnosis. Too much evidence me thinks.ย 
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Just now, John Demonic said:

"Play the youngsters" How about we do it next year in defence too?

TMAC needs to retire and let a kid come through. Be it Petty or Turner.

I just don't think we are in a position with the list to lose both Tomlinson and TMac.

Even if TMac is only depth next year. We need quality tall position players.

There is plenty of other players in front of the exit queue.

Plus he's been excellent tonight in a depleted backline

1 minute ago, Demonsterative said:

20 more minutes of this misery.ย 
ย 

This canโ€™t be MFCSS.

ย 

it has to be a clinical diagnosis. Too much evidence me thinks.ย 
ย 

The way we play against the filth it seems the players also have some MFCSS

2 minutes ago, Little Richard said:

He's got a point though - with Viney it's either he plays an absolute ripper or he gets 10 touches. There's not really any kind of middle ground.

you have a point.

He has no point saying Viney is cooked


I can think of three instances over the last 4 or 5 years where play has been stopped and Melbourne has featured in all of them.

Just now, BAMF said:

I just don't think we are in a position with the list to lose both Tomlinson and TMac.

Even if TMac is only depth next year. We need quality tall position players.

There is plenty of other players in front of the exit queue.

Plus he's been excellent tonight in a depleted backline

Careful with facts and rational thought process itโ€™s not in style atmย 

They spread so much better than we do. They spread like butter left out on the bench on a warm day. We're butter coming straight out of the fridge.

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2 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

I hope Crisp does his hamstring after the lightning.

Doesn't deserve Jimmy's record the scumbag.

Only thing is, has a full pre-season to be ready again.


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