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25 minutes ago, jane02 said:

Well I’ve just picked him up with a shovel and he’s a pretty ugly looking dude.

Sounds like he's more forked than spaded.

 
6 hours ago, Adam The God said:

Sydney has to be the worst minor premier in the history of the competition. Not only did they lose to the wooden spooner, they also had a 100+ point loss in there.

If Geelong thump West Coast, as I expect they will, they could finish 2nd (requires GWS and Port to lose, which are both possible, and to make up 7% on Port, which they could do themselves by beating West Coast by 120 at GMHBA).

If they had lost to Fremantle two weeks ago, they'd be 9th right now and no guarantee to even make finals.

They will IMO be one of the weakest top 4 sides we've ever seen, and if they finish 2nd undoubtedly the worst top 2 side we've ever seen.

This has been the season for it.

Kind of sums up our season that the rain is falling on our final game. Can't even get fine conditions. 

Hopefully it clears up, but on the way in to see the boys one last time.

Have no idea what to expect 

 

Also on my way into the 'G after a couple at the Cricketers. 

Sadly, I fear the turn in the weather will see many a MFC supporter not front.

39 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

If Geelong thump West Coast, as I expect they will, they could finish 2nd (requires GWS and Port to lose, which are both possible, and to make up 7% on Port, which they could do themselves by beating West Coast by 120 at GMHBA).

If they had lost to Fremantle two weeks ago, they'd be 9th right now and no guarantee to even make finals.

They will IMO be one of the weakest top 4 sides we've ever seen, and if they finish 2nd undoubtedly the worst top 2 side we've ever seen.

This has been the season for it.

I wouldn’t be shocked if Geelong go out in straight sets. A potential tough interstate assignment in week 1 followed by a Dogs/Hawks/Lions semi.

A potential over achiever of the 2024 H&A.


The AFL setup a Friday night blockbuster in the fixture.  Round 24. Dees v Pies. 
 

Now it’s effectively a dead rubber. Only our pride and our rivalry on the line.  
 

We want to win.


I think we need to win.

 

Some small revenge.
 

We want to beat them no matter where or why or what is at stake !!!! 

IF WE WIN 

Get to enjoy beating the Pies👏👏

Knock Pies out of 2024 finals race👏👏

Dees likely finish 10th (draft pick 9) 🤔

Get to enjoy the song👏👏👏

Alex Neal-Bullen gets a final game victory 👏👏

Celebrat Riv 💯 th 👏👏

Will be at least a bright spot on a down year 👏

IF WE LOSE 

have to hear that putrid Pies song 💩💩

have to endure Pies talk about possible finals and their edge over the Dees 💩💩

finish 12th 💩 (draft pick 7) 

Will be a downer for the night & for the summer 💩💩

 

on balance CLEARLY it’s better to win !!! 

 

LETS GO DEES. LETS BEAT THE FILTH THIS WEEK !!! GO DEES 

How's the attendance looking at the moment?

 
1 hour ago, Lexinator said:

Toupée. 

Touché 

1 hour ago, jane02 said:

Well I’ve just picked him up with a shovel and he’s a pretty ugly looking dude.

I had to go back to find out what this Maynard thing was that you just picked up with a shovel. 
Thought it might have been a [censored].

Would’ve been interesting to see that hanging from a tree with the ‘Maynard’ label.


Maynard G Kreps

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

That’s a shame. I was hoping Laurie the enforcer would take out Maynard early on !!!! 

Laurie wouldn't be my first pick.


33 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

IF WE WIN 

Get to enjoy beating the Pies👏👏

Knock Pies out of 2024 finals race👏👏

Dees likely finish 10th (draft pick 9) 🤔

Get to enjoy the song👏👏👏

Alex Neal-Bullen gets a final game victory 👏👏

Celebrat Riv 💯 th 👏👏

Will be at least a bright spot on a down year 👏

IF WE LOSE 

have to hear that putrid Pies song 💩💩

have to endure Pies talk about possible finals and their edge over the Dees 💩💩

finish 12th 💩 (draft pick 7) 

Will be a downer for the night & for the summer 💩💩

 

on balance CLEARLY it’s better to win !!! 

 

LETS GO DEES. LETS BEAT THE FILTH THIS WEEK !!! GO DEES 

If we lose it's possible we'll finish 14th. Absolutely want to win this handsomely tonight but 4 rungs higher in the draft is a reasonable consolation prize.

Just now, Demonland said:

 

That’s going to make it really hard 😩

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

That’s going to make it really hard 😩

Pies don’t have any key forwards 


Lets get this thrashing of the filth done tired of waiting had to open 2nd bottle scotch ,might be peaking a little early

Are Moore & Pendlebury fr with the noise cancelling headphone for the warm up? 🤡

6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Our season in a nutshell.

 
24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

Premature annunciation.
Unlike the AFL to stuff something up. 

Oh, wait…


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