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2 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

Petty makes a lead... I'll be damned

I hate snarky comments like this

 
Just now, Jaded No More said:

Very proud of the effort so far. Viney just insane. Nobody takes Melbourne being attacked more personally than Jack!

The boys are playing with passion, giving their all and are in front. What more can a supporter ask for?  
 

5 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

Seriously slow and lazy, has to decide over summer if he wants to be an afl player again. The concern is to get him fit he might have to risk doing the hammy again and then he’s stuffed. 

Agree with all but one word - no way is Salo lazy

 

Viney and Max playing very well. Turner and Petty also looking good up forward. 
 

Nibbler and Rivers having games to forget. Rivers has picked up a few possessions but has butchered the ball. Both need to lift.

Just now, DubDee said:

you reckon he is out there not giving 100%?

Wow. 

I think he’s going at about 70% of what’s needed.

Whether he’s lazy, unfit or or just doesn’t have any more capacity doesn’t really matter.


The boys are having a dip. There's a win here if they can keep this up in the second half

Captain Viney flying the flag today.

Sending a message to all, he's staying and he'll fix our leadership group.

Join him or leave.

1 minute ago, Demon Jack said:

Hore having a great game!

He is having a solid game - yeh

 
5 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

1 handball to half time?  

Prior to the last round against the Power when he was very good, he played three poor games in a row. Today's he looks off as well.

 


Yeah we’re making some mistakes but I am actually really enjoying how we are playing today. Max and JV have been fantastic, Turner and Petty pretty good and I think Howes has also been pretty good. 

It would be fantastic to pull away in the 3rd Quarter 

After Halftime has been a slogfest this Season 

1 minute ago, DeeSpencer said:

I think he’s going at about 70% of what’s needed.

Whether he’s lazy, unfit or or just doesn’t have any more capacity doesn’t really matter.

well as you have no [censored] idea how about you don’t call him lazy , not trying, lacking leadership?

Viney sent a big msg flexing the guns after his set shot. He ain’t [censored] leaving Angry Leonardo Dicaprio GIF

The show goes on!


5 minutes ago, DeeSpencer said:

It’s either a coincidence or he’s doing too much, surround by new players, out of position. He’s having a dip. Anyone suggesting otherwise is mental 

Stop giving him the benefit of the doubt. By playing him we risk injuring him anyway & there goes any trade value. Imagine if he does an ACL. Will get nothing for him. We’ve known for a whole month. Would much rather get games into Kynan Brown. 

2 minutes ago, jules7 said:

The boys are playing with passion, giving their all and are in front. What more can a supporter ask for?  
 

While Missing Trac Clarry and May, 3 of our best 5 players. 
But no doubt supporters will still complain because nothing bring Melbourne fans more joy than complaining. 

4 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Have we had a free yet?

Today’s Umpires —>
Dead rubber game = Dead rubber Umpires

 

2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I have a secret that I must reveal:

I love Jack Viney ❤️

We all love him despite his many flaws, but you can never doubt his heart.

Damn it that's cruel  15 minute break at work. Puck up my phone and utshalf time.

What have I missed? 


8 minutes ago, layzie said:

Petty is on today 

Largest goal tally for the year already.

Great to see Charlie Spargo in the rooms!

He is alive!

Just now, Little Goffy said:

Damn it that's cruel  15 minute break at work. Puck up my phone and utshalf time.

What have I missed? 

See sawing affair. GC have missed some easy shots but we've looked more dangerous inside 50.

Turner having a great game in the forward line. Viney ferocious. 

Pickett needs to get involved if we're going to hold on.

 
2 minutes ago, Die Hard Demon said:

Stop giving him the benefit of the doubt. By playing him we risk injuring him anyway & there goes any trade value. Imagine if he does an ACL. Will get nothing for him. We’ve known for a whole month. Would much rather get games into Kynan Brown. 

So just sit our fittest player on the sideline when half our team doesn’t run? It’s stupid. Any of the 23 out there could get injured and impact our plans for next year and their summer. You have to play someone so it may as well be one of our better players, regardless of his plans for next year.

Kynan Brown is a battling skinny kid who does not need afl games yet. If he name was Kynan Smith he probably wouldn’t be on an afl list and/or no one would care that he’s in the VFL. 

3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Damn it that's cruel  15 minute break at work. Puck up my phone and utshalf time.

What have I missed? 

Viney sending a message across the league 💪🏻♥️


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