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9 hours ago, John Demonic said:

Tuned in to the last quarter to see the Dons up by 3 goals, turned off. (Guessing almost everyone else did the same?)

Now im on AFL.com waiting and refreshing for the last two minute video to have a good laugh! :laugh:

Edit: https://www.afl.com.au/video/1174930/last-two-mins-rachele-comes-up-clutch-to-deny-bombers?videoId=1174930&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1721392314001

I also turned it off because I’d had enough and thought it was over. Woke up and discovered the Crows made a comeback. Nice start to the weekend. 

Now, for us and the Swans to get up and make it even better.

 

Two teams with zero defensive skills.  

Himmelberg couldn’t catch a cold or pick up a meth addled mummy-type on Hindley Street.

Stringer is an absolute [censored]

so glad that the bombers ‘bombed’.  Makes for a cracking start to the weekend!

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

The package does have the appearance and fitness of a local footy player. Couldn't believe how out of shape he is, in the middle of the AFL season.

He always get ****ty with his teammates around him, the opposition or umpires when he fails to win the ball and last night that was pretty much every time.  Time to go.

 
5 minutes ago, Mister Ed said:

I also turned it off because I’d had enough and thought it was over. Woke up and discovered the Crows made a comeback. Nice start to the weekend. 

Now, for us and the Swans to get up and make it even better.

If you have Foxtel and if you’re tv hasn’t been affected by the outages then you can watch the replay - it’s on now.


Woke up on a cold windy morning to the sad news 🤣🤣🤣 that the Bombers choked in the dying moments   
Couldn't have scripted it better.  
Have they actually beaten a team at the time in the top 8? 

5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

100 point loss coming up in the lead up to finals, it will be the dress rehearsal for the 100 point loss in the elimination final

Finally! Something Essendon fans and I agree on 🤣

  • Demonland changed the title to NON-MFC: Round 19
 

Keep em coming until today’s games.

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1 hour ago, buck_nekkid said:

For those playing along at home, Stringer is @binman’s Skinner. (Like sparrow was Swallow there for a season or 2…)

One Skinner does not a spring make.


9 minutes ago, binman said:

One Skinner does not a spring make.

He was a real [censored] ‘skinner’ last night-  So your are right to refer to him as such!

What's better than watching the bombers get rolled?

Getting $3.10 for a crows win.

 

Just rewatched the last ten mins,  Keays was unbelievable the last 5 mins.

31 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Just rewatched the last ten mins,  Keays was unbelievable the last 5 mins.

He was unbelievable all game. Absolute gun.

That was easily one of the most enjoyable Non-MFC games I’ve seen in ages. I’d say I was a “neutral” supporter but that would be a lie. I turn in to such a spiteful bugger when Essendon are involved.

10 minutes ago, Nasher said:

He was unbelievable all game. Absolute gun.

That was easily one of the most enjoyable Non-MFC games I’ve seen in ages. I’d say I was a “neutral” supporter but that would be a lie. I turn in to such a spiteful bugger when Essendon are involved.

Agree Nasher, a very enjoyable contest. He was the match winner for sure. In the last 5 mins he won a few critical contests that looked impossible to win. 


What a wonderful way to wake up

these baasyards or the filth to lose by less than a goal   Only thing better is us to win by 10 goals

now come on Hawkers

9 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Agree Nasher, a very enjoyable contest. He was the match winner for sure. In the last 5 mins he won a few critical contests that looked impossible to win. 

Agree. Reminded me of the surge of confidence I get when Petracca is in the frame of a moment that matters. As a Crows fan on loan I was constantly looking for him.

12 hours ago, DeeZee said:

Essendon supporters will be feeling real filthy right now

You are what you feel 

20 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Hawks v Pies

Pessimist says Hawks to win because their poor percentage means they are more likely to stay behind us. Optimist says Collingwood to win because it'll be so much fun for them to still be in contention right up until we crush their dreams in round 22.

 

I like your analysis, and I count myself as a supreme optimist. But on this one, there is no discussion --- Hawks by as much as possible (and I thought I would never type those words!). Anyone but Collingwood!

If Ginnivan happens to kick the winning goal against the Ferals later on today I will never say another bad word against him….. that by the way is a big ask!


46 minutes ago, Wodjathefirst said:

If Ginnivan happens to kick the winning goal against the Ferals later on today I will never say another bad word against him….. that by the way is a big ask!

Haha 😂 that would be hilarious, can you imagine their faces?

Keays was immense. You’d love to have him in your team. Did anyone notice him coming off the ground with a minute to go and just start walking down into the rooms? He wasn’t injured. It was more like “Ok you guys just finish it off, I’m gonna try and beat the crowds.” Stone cold. 

Couldn't be any more than 5,000 people at the ground to watch Andrew Demetriou's plastic implants today. 

 

Can't work out what result I want in the GWS vs GCS game. 
I've setted on hoping for an all-in brawl that results in 10 players from each side receiving 4 week suspensions.

 


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