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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - performed as expected 

Rivers - lost his dash

Salem - poor under pressure 

vanRooyen - showed some energy

Pickett - didn’t convert chances

Windsor - couldn’t get involved 

Viney - off the pace

Oliver - disposals were amateurish 

Fritsch - poor first half

May - great after first

Neal-Bullen - a disciplined performance 

Petracca - there goes season

Sparrow - continued poor season

Laurie - a schoolboy footballer

Bowey - had little influence 

Turner - a year away

Howes - two years away

McDonald - impressive under pressure

McVee - was rarely noticed

Langdon - career worst game

Billings - nothing to commend

Chandler - was he playing?

Petty - offered team nothing

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    1 minute ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - performed as expected 

    Rivers - lost his dash

    Salem - poor under pressure 

    vanRooyen - showed some energy

    Pickett - didn’t convert chances

    Windsor - couldn’t get involved 

    Viney - off the pace

    Oliver - disposals were amateurish 

    Fritsch - poor first half

    May - great after first

    Neal-Bullen - a disciplined performance 

    Petracca - there goes season

    Sparrow - continued poor season

    Bailey - a schoolboy footballer

    Bowey - had little influence 

    Turner - a year away

    Howes - two years away

    McDonald - impressive under pressure

    McVee - was rarely noticed

    Langdon - career worst game

    Billings - nothing to commend

    Chandler - was he playing?

    Why so early?

    Good summary nevertheless

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    2 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

    Why so early?

    Good summary nevertheless

    I’ve seen the ending

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    13 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - performed as expected 

    Rivers - lost his dash

    Salem - poor under pressure 

    vanRooyen - showed some energy

    Pickett - didn’t convert chances

    Windsor - couldn’t get involved 

    Viney - off the pace

    Oliver - disposals were amateurish 

    Fritsch - poor first half

    May - great after first

    Neal-Bullen - a disciplined performance 

    Petracca - there goes season

    Sparrow - continued poor season

    Bailey - a schoolboy footballer

    Bowey - had little influence 

    Turner - a year away

    Howes - two years away

    McDonald - impressive under pressure

    McVee - was rarely noticed

    Langdon - career worst game

    Billings - nothing to commend

    Chandler - was he playing?

    Petty - offered team nothing

    Spot on Bailey Laurie, he's got that look of a High Schooler. Looks afraid and overwhelmed at AFL footy.

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    May, great after first?

    as the general down back played terribly. every time they went fwd they looked like scoring 

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    25 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - performed as expected 

    Rivers - lost his dash

    Salem - poor under pressure 

    vanRooyen - showed some energy

    Pickett - didn’t convert chances

    Windsor - couldn’t get involved 

    Viney - off the pace

    Oliver - disposals were amateurish 

    Fritsch - poor first half

    May - great after first

    Neal-Bullen - a disciplined performance 

    Petracca - there goes season

    Sparrow - continued poor season

    Bailey - a schoolboy footballer

    Bowey - had little influence 

    Turner - a year away

    Howes - two years away

    McDonald - impressive under pressure

    McVee - was rarely noticed

    Langdon - career worst game

    Billings - nothing to commend

    Chandler - was he playing?

    Petty - offered team nothing

    I thought Windsor did well.

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    Viney must be injured..  ranked our 8th worst player in a horrible team performance.

    This can't be the real Jack.

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    35 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - performed as expected 

    Rivers - lost his dash

    Salem - poor under pressure 

    vanRooyen - showed some energy

    Pickett - didn’t convert chances

    Windsor - couldn’t get involved 

    Viney - off the pace

    Oliver - disposals were amateurish 

    Fritsch - poor first half

    May - great after first

    Neal-Bullen - a disciplined performance 

    Petracca - there goes season

    Sparrow - continued poor season

    Bailey - a schoolboy footballer

    Bowey - had little influence 

    Turner - a year away

    Howes - two years away

    McDonald - impressive under pressure

    McVee - was rarely noticed

    Langdon - career worst game

    Billings - nothing to commend

    Chandler - was he playing?

    Petty - offered team nothing

    Good report. Jvr was good for me.

    Did you forget Laurie?

    I fully understand.

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    That's the thing...

    Players like Bowey

    Rivers

    Viney

    Salo

    Langers

    Are not impacting games like they used too.

     

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    5 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

    Viney must be injured..  ranked our 8th worst player in a horrible team performance.

    This can't be the real Jack.

    Disposal has always been lacking.. just covered it up with effort, intensity etc. But with age.. comes a spotlight on the flaws.

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    14 minutes ago, Buzzy said:

    Viney must be injured..  ranked our 8th worst player in a horrible team performance.

    This can't be the real Jack.

    Calf

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    Bunnies in headlights !!!  ( again ) 

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    2 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Sparrow - a serial noncontributor

    How he is still getting a game is mind blowing, fumbles, fumbles then when he does grab it either gets caught or turns it over. Get rid of him. 

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    Billings & Fritsch - butter (at room temperature) is harder

    Edited by leucopogon

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    I think Windsor is going to be a real player, even on days where he’s below par, he still puts in and his presence is more than his slight frame should allow.

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    JVR and Windsor - our shining lights

    Both were ok today. It was our experienced players (except Gawn and ANB) that farted and fumbled.

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    May...Definitely carrying injury

    Windsor..Definitely not worst

    Billings Definitey Casey Season

    McVee .... Uncharacteristically hesitant game

    Rider: I wont pot players, confidence is a major contributor, unfortunately older players aren't dragging them along

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    MFC's are back

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    Rivers - lost his dash

    Salem - poor under pressure 

    Sorry JoeBoy - go back and watch the replay and send us all an apology for missing their contribution today.

    Other verdicts I can cope with although your May one seems to have forgotten Hoskin-Elliott - one of their best three - played on him for the entire first half before Goody realised May wasn't quick enough to man him.

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