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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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4 goals down in what looks like settling into a slog. it's going to be tough to win from here.

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Wet game, 4.0 down. Not good.ย 

We donโ€™t look likely to score. Sigh.ย 


A lot of work to do in not ideal conditions.

Blues are really going to flood all night.

Umps need to call blues players to hurry up and kick after their marks.

A couple given all the time in the world allowing blue players to get back.

Got a feeling we're are almost done.

We have that big flat look about us again.

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Wake the [censored] up!!!!

4 straight with the rain coming down..

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Edit: And work tomorrowย 

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Carlton just moving the ball quickly into dangerous positions, whilst we stuff around before heading to the boundary or to 1 on 3 contests.ย 

Plus our tackling is abysmal.ย 

Ump 22 cheat


Just now, Red But Mostly Blue said:

Insufficient? lol whateverย 

Absolutely pathetic call

Terrible first Q

Getting embarrassed at clearances and generally in contested possessionsย 

No composureย 

Cant blame the 5 day break on this rubbish

Umpire was just conned there.

Where's the professionalism.

Who was the turkey who said umps weren't the problem.

They are a part of it.

Carlton is seriously average but we look worse tonight.


We are WAAAAY OF DRINKING OWN BATHWATER 8TH

Clarry and Trac combining for 4 touches

Walsh with 12

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2 minutes ago, BDA said:

4 goals down in what looks like settling into a slog. it's going to be tough to win from here.

Everything going Carlton's way. Every friggin bounce!ย 


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