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GAMEDAY: Rd 09 vs Carlton

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2 hours ago, Bendigo_Demon said:

Its been steadily raining here in Bendigo all day. What are the conditions going to be like at the 'G' tonight?

Light misty rain here at the g.

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    Feeling relaxed (ha ha) Dees by 17 points easing back.!!

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    I'm picking the Dees tonight. I know Carlton will come out blazing but so will we. Go you Demons! I wish I could be there! 

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    Of course it hasn’t rained for several weeks and it’s decided to start raining now 😡

    Get absolutely [censored] Melbourne weather. I just washed my hair you selfish [censored] 😂

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    Think the drizzle suits. Will certainly shut down whatever’s left of Mckay and Curnow after Mayzie and Tmac are done with them. 

    dees by 20. 

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    24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Raining as we speak. Make poncho your friend!

    Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

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    Just now, Oxdee said:

    Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

    I completely understand the gravity of this. Feels like our chances have taken a massive hit 

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    12 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Of course it hasn’t rained for several weeks and it’s decided to start raining now 😡

    Get absolutely [censored] Melbourne weather. I just washed my hair you selfish [censored] 😂

    The question is @Jaded No More Will Frittas hair be able to stand up through the downpour?

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    I’ve got 2 adult tickets to give away in M24 if anyone is looking to head in at short notice or upgrade their seats.

    Rain is not good for us

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    2 minutes ago, Oxdee said:

    Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

    We are bound to win one sooner or later. I feel like statistically we are due for a leveller. I am going to use my once-a-year optimistic card tonight. Dees for the W.

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    7 minutes ago, Kysaiah the messiah said:

    Think the drizzle suits. Will certainly shut down whatever’s left of Mckay and Curnow after Mayzie and Tmac are done with them. 

    dees by 20. 

    Sadly I think our strong intercept marking will be suffer more than Curnows marking which means ball comes to ground and then anything can happen.

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    5 minutes ago, Brownie said:

    The question is @Jaded No More Will Frittas hair be able to stand up through the downpour?

    His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

    Yep, the amount of product he puts in his hair surpasses even Cotchin’s

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

    Funny, I just right now watched Oppenheimer.

    Fritta's hair and cockroaches.

    I wonder if it's five inches in length is included in Fritta's official height?

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    35 minutes ago, binman said:

    Light misty rain here at the g.

    Jack Viney, take the wheel.

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    15 minutes ago, Oxdee said:

    Does no one on these forums understand that we can’t play in the rain. People are dismissing it like a late change to a bottom skilled player. 

    I'd prefer dry conditions but I still think we have this.

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    His hair could withstand a nuclear war. 

    Solved

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    1 hour ago, demon3165 said:

    Midfield

    Don’t mind it, I’ve wanted Bowey delivering inside F50 for a while now 

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    5 day break in the wet?

    Eek...

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