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Let’s see if this kicking no goals strategy pays off 🤪

seriously though, what a poor way to start 😤

Edited by Demon Disciple

 
Just now, leave it to deever said:

We are soft as butter tonight.

soft? we are going in hard. 

just not getting any luck and done execution errors

 

Embarrassing display by the midfield. Defense all at sea. 

1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

Let’s see if this kicking no goals strategy pays off 🤪

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Just now, leave it to deever said:

Gee umpire give port players an hour to dispose 

They do want to leave in one piece

Fork.


 


Getting smoked, don’t look likely to score let alone stop them scoring. Going to be a long night.

Pickett had him tackled round the waste, umpire calls play on and everyone just stands there and watches. 
 

Get stuffed. 
 

Rum in and tackle him.

Good kick Dixon into corridor 

WHY IS MAX ON THE BENCH WHEN WE'RE 3 GOALS DOWN!!???????????


3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

soft? we are going in hard. 

just not getting any luck and done execution errors

Then why are we goaless?

1 minute ago, Demonland said:

I think we’re in a bit of trouble here

Understatement

Just now, layzie said:

Need to find some footy

Need to use it a lot better too

Fritta


Fritter!

I love the sound of silence at Adelaide oval

No offence wcw

Edited by Brownie

 

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