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For those wishing for a bit of local colour. The adjacent island of Nusa Penida has the Pura Dalem Penetaran Ped temple, within which there is a shrine for a Balinese Demon. It is amongst other things a place of pilgrimage for those seeking  a safe return journey. 

Serendipitously for the man rescued Goody was there. An offering at the temple may be in order.

 

Tomorrow we will find out that the man who dislocated his shoulder jumping into the water was none other than Joel Smith.

2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I wonder if Michael Warner will write about this tomorrow?

I think Warner will write that it was actually this young man’s time and that Goodwin shouldn’t be getting in the way of the natural order of things.

HEADLINE

’Goodwin plays god - should he decide who lives and dies?’

 
17 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Tomorrow we will find out that the man who dislocated his shoulder jumping into the water was none other than Joel Smith.

I was once told by a member of the legal profession when all else had failed there was still ‘karma’ turned out to be true.

20 minutes ago, chookrat said:

Tomorrow we will find out that the man who dislocated his shoulder jumping into the water was none other than Joel Smith.

I hear it was Max Gawn. He flew from Fiji to dislocate the men’s shoulder in Bali, then flew home to find Clayton Oliver has burnt his house down. 
I read it on Twitter so it’s 100% true. 


“Melbourne Demons coach Simon Goodwin saves drowning man. Eye-witnesses say they’re unsure if Goodwin was responsible for initially drowning the man before coming to his aid.” 

1 hour ago, chookrat said:

Tomorrow we will find out that the man who dislocated his shoulder jumping into the water was none other than Joel Smith.

With Joel's injury history it wouldn't surprise...

 

Some fine contributions there. Perhaps a reflection would help by some who have been in similar situations as to what can go wrong very quickly.


10 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

I wonder if Michael Warner will write about this tomorrow?

Course not. It's a positive story

1 hour ago, Wrecker46 said:

Now we just need Oliver to rescue a dog from a burning building.

Or he could just follow in the footsteps of the 'humanitarian of the year, Maynard', help an old lady cross the street. 

 

3 hours ago, dees189227 said:

Course not. It's a positive story

As predicted SEN not running with the story. 

3 hours ago, Bystander said:

Glad he helped...but 'saved his life" might be a touch dramatic.

Well every anti Melb story has been heavily embellished 


I have to admit I was in a bit of disbelief when I saw this story, simply because the media are going through their bi-monthly period of kicking Goody and the club.  How dare they allow themselves to be distracted!

1 hour ago, Wrecker46 said:

Now we just need Oliver to rescue a dog from a burning building.

If it were Cody Weightman, he’d still probably drop the knee and Clarry would be done for high

Surprised Lachie Neale didn't end up polling 3 Brownlow votes on this 

4 hours ago, Bystander said:

Glad he helped...but 'saved his life" might be a touch dramatic.

 

Would have been difficult to swim back to shore with a dislocated shoulder I'd imagine. Don't be negative  about a positive.

I'm impressed he had time to put 3 bets on at the TAB, finish his pot, and get in the water to save the bloke!


14 hours ago, picket fence said:

Yeah but can he save the footy club??

Yes we won a premiership 2021 

 
6 hours ago, Bystander said:

Glad he helped...but 'saved his life" might be a touch dramatic.

Oh ffs, tell the guy who’s still living thanks to Goody that this is a “touch dramatic.”


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