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My 3 word player analysis V 3 umpires

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

Viney - disappointing and careless 

Petracca - couldn’t lift team

Oliver - disposals regularly amateurish 

May - dominated his opponent 

Salem - tentative and loose

Rivers - lacked expected drive

Langdon - continued disappointing year

McVee - calm under pressure 

Pickett - hard to rate

Lever - controlled the defense 

Spargo - some deft touches

Chandler - little impact again 

Fritsch - just some cameos 

McDonald - couldn’t justify selection 

Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

Bowey - poor under pressure 

Hunter - couldn’t provide connection 

Smith - provided some energy

Jordan - had no influence 

Sparrow - an almost game 

 

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    May - held us together

    Spargo - red hot go

    Smith - best marking  forward

    Umpire 22. - repeatedly crucifies Melbourne 

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    19 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and careless 

    Petracca - couldn’t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurish 

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressure 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defense 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact again 

    Fritsch - just some cameos 

    McDonald - couldn’t justify selection 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressure 

    Hunter - couldn’t provide connection 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influence 

    Sparrow - an almost game 

     

    Just about nailed it.

    Thing is... sometimes the description is seen as unnecessarily patronising or remonstrative....

    But this is actually just very...matter of fact.

    This is what they were. 

    Have no doubt they played their guts out...

    But...   no chocolates...   

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    Umpires- dirty [censored] cheats

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    27 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and careless 

    Petracca - couldn’t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurish 

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressure 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defense 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact again 

    Fritsch - just some cameos 

    McDonald - couldn’t justify selection 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressure 

    Hunter - couldn’t provide connection 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influence 

    Sparrow - an almost game 

     

    ANB was enormous. 

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    Gawn - Battled all game

    Viney - one fatal kick

    Petracca - decent game only

    Oliver - almost kicked sealer

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Salem - tough and effective 

    Rivers - tried his best

    Langdon - only did running

    McVee - calm under pressure 

    Pickett - one of best

    Lever - very good game

    Spargo - very good game

    Chandler - little impact again 

    Fritsch - uncharacteristic misses costly 

    McDonand- was barely sighted 

    Neal-Bullen - ran all day

    Tomlinson - justified his selection 

    Bowey - costly fumble late

    Hunter - far from worst 

    Smith - good first half

    Jordan - big shoes unfilled

    Sparrow - in the bests

     

     

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    2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Straight Sets Simon - Forgot about sub

    Yep and like the 2018 prelim he probably won’t review it !

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    50 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and careless 

    Petracca - couldn’t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurish 

    May - dominated his opponent 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressure 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defense 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact again 

    Fritsch - just some cameos 

    McDonald - couldn’t justify selection 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressure 

    Hunter - couldn’t provide connection 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influence 

    Sparrow - an almost game 

     

    We admittedly had more than 3 good players. We lost the game through conversion, plain and simple. We controlled that game and had far more better players then them.

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    5 minutes ago, Great Northern Summer said:

    We admittedly had more than 3 good players. We lost the game through conversion, plain and simple. We controlled that game and had far more better players then them.

    Actually...we didn't 

    T'was an illusion.   9.17

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    My 5 word or under analysis 

    Gawn - outplayed but tried

    Viney - no real impact

    Petracca - couldn't get involved

    Oliver - wasteful with ball

    Kozzie - more cold than hot

    May - well played mate

    Lever - did his job

    Bowey - barely seen

    McDonald - did he even play?

    Chandler - Bedford is much better

    McVie - damn good year

    Salem - still off his best

    Spargo - one of his best

    Smith - tried 

    Hunter - ok, nothing special

    Langdon - slipped too often

    Jordan - move him on

    Tomlinson - good luck next year

    Neal-Bullen - little impact really

    Rivers - quiet game, but big future

    Fritsch - underdone but still classy

    Sparrow - one tough unit

    Schacke - did as much as TMac

    Ump # 22 - Carlton's 3 votes

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Anyone blaming the umpires for the loss is a [censored].

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    Just now, BAMF said:

    Anyone blaming the umpires for the loss is a [censored].

    Not according the win to the maggots.... but maggots they were...well 2 especially. 

    Some decisions were unwarranted and game affective.

    Just is. 

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    36 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

    ANB was enormous. 

    He was so g lol a

     

    2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Not according the win to the maggots.... but maggots they were...well 2 especially. 

    Some decisions were unwarranted and game affective.

    Just is. 

    Dude. C'mon man.

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    We lost that game like we have lost every game over the last few years. Close. Maybe a few calls that went against us.. but ultimately it comes down to missed opportunity.

    This was the last hurrah with this game plan. We should have won last week if we picked correctly. We didn't. Laurie and Schache as sub were the oddest choices all season.

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    What’s happened to Lingers looked like he had skates on tonight, slip sliding away……….!!

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    29 minutes ago, BAMF said:

    We lost that game like we have lost every game over the last few years. Close. Maybe a few calls that went against us.. but ultimately it comes down to missed opportunity.

    This was the last hurrah with this game plan. We should have won last week if we picked correctly. We didn't. Laurie and Schache as sub were the oddest choices all season.

    Laurie wasn't he had done well in Rounds 23 and 24. Trouble was he had all day instead of about a quarter to play last week. Should have been back as sub again snd in last quarter  he might quite easily have won It for us with some skill and conversion.

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    Langdon - stop slipping over

    Gawn - please be physical

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    top 4 finish

    stars still shining 

    home finals 

    but now its…

    2023 is over 

    Eventually wasted season 

    Goodwin please explain 

    more goalkicking practice 

    F@$&)d F50 connection 

    no home GF 

    out straight sets

    Golden era closing 

    Hope gradually fading

    Cruel cruel end 

     

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    On 9/16/2023 at 12:00 AM, BAMF said:

    Anyone blaming the umpires for the loss is a [censored].

    Okay for the first 3 quarters, the last when it was on the line hmmmm?

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