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My 3 word player analysis V 3 umpires

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Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

Viney - disappointing and carelessĀ 

Petracca - couldnā€™t lift team

Oliver - disposals regularly amateurishĀ 

May - dominated his opponentĀ 

Salem - tentative and loose

Rivers - lacked expected drive

Langdon - continued disappointing year

McVee - calm under pressureĀ 

Pickett - hard to rate

Lever - controlled the defenseĀ 

Spargo - some deft touches

Chandler - little impact againĀ 

Fritsch - just some cameosĀ 

McDonald - couldnā€™t justify selectionĀ 

Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

Bowey - poor under pressureĀ 

Hunter - couldnā€™t provide connectionĀ 

Smith - provided some energy

Jordan - had no influenceĀ 

Sparrow - an almost gameĀ 

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    May - held us together

    Spargo - red hot go

    Smith - best marking Ā forward

    Umpire 22. - repeatedly crucifies MelbourneĀ 

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    19 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and carelessĀ 

    Petracca - couldnā€™t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurishĀ 

    May - dominated his opponentĀ 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressureĀ 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defenseĀ 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact againĀ 

    Fritsch - just some cameosĀ 

    McDonald - couldnā€™t justify selectionĀ 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressureĀ 

    Hunter - couldnā€™t provide connectionĀ 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influenceĀ 

    Sparrow - an almost gameĀ 

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    Just about nailed it.

    Thing is... sometimes the description is seen as unnecessarily patronising or remonstrative....

    But this is actually just very...matter of fact.

    This is what they were.Ā 

    Have no doubt they played their guts out...

    But...Ā  Ā no chocolates...Ā  Ā 

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    Umpires- dirty [censored] cheats

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    27 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and carelessĀ 

    Petracca - couldnā€™t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurishĀ 

    May - dominated his opponentĀ 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressureĀ 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defenseĀ 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact againĀ 

    Fritsch - just some cameosĀ 

    McDonald - couldnā€™t justify selectionĀ 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressureĀ 

    Hunter - couldnā€™t provide connectionĀ 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influenceĀ 

    Sparrow - an almost gameĀ 

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    ANB was enormous.Ā 

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    Gawn - Battled all game

    Viney - one fatal kick

    Petracca - decent game only

    Oliver - almost kicked sealer

    May - dominated his opponentĀ 

    Salem - tough and effectiveĀ 

    Rivers - tried his best

    Langdon - only did running

    McVee - calm under pressureĀ 

    Pickett - one of best

    Lever - very good game

    Spargo - very good game

    Chandler - little impact againĀ 

    Fritsch - uncharacteristic misses costlyĀ 

    McDonand- was barely sightedĀ 

    Neal-Bullen - ran all day

    Tomlinson - justified his selectionĀ 

    Bowey - costly fumble late

    Hunter - far from worstĀ 

    Smith - good first half

    Jordan - big shoes unfilled

    Sparrow - in the bests

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    2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    Straight Sets Simon - Forgot about sub

    Yep and like the 2018 prelim he probably wonā€™t review it !

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    50 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - overwhelmed and outplayed

    Viney - disappointing and carelessĀ 

    Petracca - couldnā€™t lift team

    Oliver - disposals regularly amateurishĀ 

    May - dominated his opponentĀ 

    Salem - tentative and loose

    Rivers - lacked expected drive

    Langdon - continued disappointing year

    McVee - calm under pressureĀ 

    Pickett - hard to rate

    Lever - controlled the defenseĀ 

    Spargo - some deft touches

    Chandler - little impact againĀ 

    Fritsch - just some cameosĀ 

    McDonald - couldnā€™t justify selectionĀ 

    Neal-Bullen - seemingly no role

    Tomlinson - effective albeit loose

    Bowey - poor under pressureĀ 

    Hunter - couldnā€™t provide connectionĀ 

    Smith - provided some energy

    Jordan - had no influenceĀ 

    Sparrow - an almost gameĀ 

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    We admittedly had more than 3 good players. We lost the game through conversion, plain and simple. We controlled that game and had far more better players then them.

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    5 minutes ago, Great Northern Summer said:

    We admittedly had more than 3 good players. We lost the game through conversion, plain and simple. We controlled that game and had far more better players then them.

    Actually...we didn'tĀ 

    T'was an illusion.Ā  Ā 9.17

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    My 5 word or under analysisĀ 

    Gawn - outplayed but tried

    Viney - no real impact

    Petracca - couldn't get involved

    Oliver - wasteful with ball

    Kozzie - more cold than hot

    May - well played mate

    Lever - did his job

    Bowey - barely seen

    McDonald - did he even play?

    Chandler - Bedford is much better

    McVie - damn good year

    Salem - still off his best

    Spargo - one of his best

    Smith - triedĀ 

    Hunter - ok, nothing special

    Langdon - slipped too often

    Jordan - move him on

    Tomlinson - good luck next year

    Neal-Bullen - little impact really

    Rivers - quiet game, but big future

    Fritsch - underdone but still classy

    Sparrow - one tough unit

    Schacke - did as much as TMac

    Ump # 22 - Carlton's 3 votes

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    Just now, BAMF said:

    Anyone blaming the umpires for the loss is a [censored].

    Not according the win to the maggots.... but maggots they were...well 2 especially.Ā 

    Some decisions were unwarranted and game affective.

    Just is.Ā 

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    36 minutes ago, KingDingAling said:

    ANB was enormous.Ā 

    He was so g lol a

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    2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Not according the win to the maggots.... but maggots they were...well 2 especially.Ā 

    Some decisions were unwarranted and game affective.

    Just is.Ā 

    Dude. C'mon man.

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    We lost that game like we have lost every game over the last few years. Close. Maybe a few calls that went against us.. but ultimately it comes down to missed opportunity.

    This was the last hurrah with this game plan. We should have won last week if we picked correctly. We didn't. Laurie and Schache as sub were the oddest choices all season.

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    Whatā€™s happened to Lingers looked like he had skates on tonight, slip sliding awayā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.!!

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    29 minutes ago, BAMF said:

    We lost that game like we have lost every game over the last few years. Close. Maybe a few calls that went against us.. but ultimately it comes down to missed opportunity.

    This was the last hurrah with this game plan. We should have won last week if we picked correctly. We didn't. Laurie and Schache as sub were the oddest choices all season.

    Laurie wasn't he had done well in Rounds 23 and 24. Trouble was he had all day instead of about a quarter to play last week. Should have been back as sub again snd in last quarter Ā he might quite easily have won It for us with some skill and conversion.

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    Langdon - stop slipping over

    Gawn - please be physical

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    Ā 

    top 4 finish

    stars still shiningĀ 

    home finalsĀ 

    but now itsā€¦

    2023 is overĀ 

    Eventually wasted seasonĀ 

    Goodwin please explainĀ 

    more goalkicking practiceĀ 

    F@$&)d F50 connectionĀ 

    no home GFĀ 

    out straight sets

    Golden era closingĀ 

    Hope gradually fading

    Cruel cruel endĀ 

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    On 9/16/2023 at 12:00 AM, BAMF said:

    Anyone blaming the umpires for the loss is a [censored].

    Okay for the first 3 quarters, the last when it was on the line hmmmm?

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