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28 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Absolutely disgusting how this has played out

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This is absolutely disgusting 

Angus is the villain 

F off

 

He has the audacity to ask in that story ‘why journalists aren’t held to account’ for reporting what happened at Gus’ house the next day.

He’s a dumb as the come. It’s the journalists that got you off you thick piece of [censored]. You should be sending them flowers.

Of the 20-odd C'wood players about whom they might choose to write a puff piece this week, they choose a thug. Says it all.

 
39 minutes ago, sue said:

Of the 20-odd C'wood players about whom they might choose to write a puff piece this week, they choose a thug. Says it all.

It’s the ensuing controversy they want. Sells papers and gets clicks by both sides. 

Any publicity is good publicity. It is shameful and really gutter trash reporting, but do we really expect anything more from them? 


The more obvious the injustice the more excessive and repetitive the lie must be reaffirmed.

The MFC needs to train our players to do the jumping smother charge over the off season. 

It a football action, so you know when Maynard is lying motionless on the ground during our next match against them, it will be completely within the rules and spirit of the game.

FFS this a hole makes me sick.

If he had half a brain he should have shut the hell up to any reporters about that incident.  He knows he shouldn't be playing in that GF.

The footy jurnos have got the boots into the MFC about our finals exits.  Few of the want to put forward the side the with Brayshaw and JVR in the team, we probably win both those games and thus the rank injustice of allowing Maynard to play, while JVR was suspended.

And then to have Pendles say he’d have his wife protected by Bruzz and leave his kids with him because he’s such a good boy - Jesus wept 🙄

 
4 minutes ago, OhMyDees said:

And then to have Pendles say he’d have his wife protected by Bruzz and leave his kids with him because he’s such a good boy - Jesus wept 🙄

To think that some Maynards are involved with our team, what would our players and staff be thinking about the Maynards?

Btw 'Bruzzy' is as ugly a nickname as they come.

5 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

To think that some Maynards are involved with our team, what would our players and staff be thinking about the Maynards?

Btw 'Bruzzy' is as ugly a nickname as they come.

It’s a real awkward situation for them, however they clearly have no influence because anyone with a brain cell could have told B. Maynard to keep his mouth shut and concentrate on his footy. 

It is bordering on making their position untenable in our club through no fault of their own. 


My ire was raised after the siren of the GWS prelim - Maytard walked around celebrating the win by adopting an uberaggressive body builder closed fisted pose complete with a full baring of the teeth when he crossed paths with some of his mates (ie  Cameron) in what appeared to be a well rehearsed gesture. The guy is a moron who seems to have no insight into the legacy he is creating and that the game has moved on ......Do hope the Fitzroy fwds kick an absolute swag on him.

Edited by Diamond Tim

3 hours ago, sue said:

Of the 20-odd C'wood players about whom they might choose to write a puff piece this week, they choose a thug. Says it all.

 

2 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

It’s the ensuing controversy they want. Sells papers and gets clicks by both sides. 

Any publicity is good publicity. It is shameful and really gutter trash reporting, but do we really expect anything more from them? 

HUN = Unofficial Pies PR agent / mouth piece (for decades).

Even when they've gone poorly the HUN still finds a way to get them on the front or back page with the most trivial story or even a non-story.

You know what you're going to get every time.  Only good for wrapping fish n chips etc.

3 hours ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Absolutely disgusting how this has played out

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But didn’t you say your main concern was Angus’s welfare, Bruzzy? Now you’re saying you just kept thinking what if I miss three matches. *So, which one is it? Coz you can’t genuinely have two such conflicting and contrary feelings at the same time.

*rhetorical question. We all know the answer. 


Are there any Shaun Micallefs out there who could do a 'Please explain, Chris Lorax' on Jay Clark? Some social media platform or other?

I am not a violent man, nor do I condone any violence. However, I do wish Maynard becomes a victim of a 'Footy Act' and the E Coli Wobblers lose by a point because of a crook goal umpire call.

Edited by Monbon

13 minutes ago, Monbon said:

I am not a violent man, nor do I condone any violence. However, I do wish Maynard becomes a victim of a similar 'Footy Act' and the E Coli Wobblers lose by a point because of a crook goal umpire call.

I sincerely hope the Karma bus hits this bloke straight between the eyes😵

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

But didn’t you say your main concern was Angus’s welfare, Bruzzy? Now you’re saying you just kept thinking what if I miss three matches. *So, which one is it? Coz you can’t genuinely have two such conflicting and contrary feelings at the same time.

*rhetorical question. We all know the answer. 

What a model friend this guy is, isn't he?

Absolutely pathetic all the pandering by the media 🤢🤢🤢.

3 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

 

If he had half a brain he should have shut the hell up to any reporters about that incident.  He knows he shouldn't be playing in that GF.

 

just like  the media and last year's brownlow


6 hours ago, sue said:

Of the 20-odd C'wood players about whom they might choose to write a puff piece this week, they choose a thug. Says it all.

Look at is this way as I am.

What's worse than missing a GF.?

Playing in a losing GF.

Maynard will get his karma on Saturday.

 

This right here is everything that is wrong with the AFL and our society.

Victim blaming and celebrating of thuggery. 

No wonder that 2 in every 5 Australians have experienced domestic or sexual assault in their lifetime, when the biggest sport in this country constantly perpetuates this type of aggressive behaviour as peak masculinity. 

5 hours ago, Diamond Tim said:

My ire was raised after the siren of the GWS prelim - Maytard walked around celebrating the win by adopting an uberaggressive body builder closed fisted pose complete with a full baring of the teeth when he crossed paths with some of his mates (ie  Cameron) in what appeared to be a well rehearsed gesture. The guy is a moron who seems to have no insight into the legacy he is creating and that the game has moved on ......Do hope the Fitzroy fwds kick an absolute swag on him.

He can run really fast and catch and kick a ball a long way.

Apart from that he's a sniper who hits players exposed with not much going on upstairs I suspect.

 

Hopefully Maynard and Zorko knock each other out this weekend. Seeing Maynard in particular with a premiership medal around his neck would basically turn me off following the game I’ve followed religiously for decades.

I am going to the game on Saturday and taking a sign which reads “I’m Just Here To Boo Bruz”.

If you don’t hear from me again, it’s genuinely been nice knowing all (most) of you.


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