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HTF can the Dogs be solid favourites to beat the Cats in Geelong after last weeks loss to the Eagles?

Mind boggles. 

 
46 minutes ago, Demon17 said:

Touched it my a....e.

I thought it was the ball he claimed to have touched.

 
1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

Caller on SEN lol

It's one of the most entertaining things in the world. Nuffies everywhere.

28 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Will Collingwood play Jeremy Howe forward in finals ?

Hopefully. Makes their already leaky defense worse. 


1 hour ago, Demon17 said:

I care in a roundabout way. With all the blues inclusions I'm hoping Marchbank is an emergency or sub. 

Touched it my a....e.

Marchbank(presumably  - on my phone1 radio) giggled in the dressing rooms when asked if he got a fingertip to the ball. Cheats.  Cant wait for that steaming [censored] to line up against us in Sept or even next year. Players have long memories. Brown on Footy Classified said that AFL players dont lie. What planet did he come down from?  Carlton dont lie?????  OH  FFS.

 

2 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

Marchbank(presumably  - on my phone1 radio) giggled in the dressing rooms when asked if he got a fingertip to the ball. Cheats.  Cant wait for that steaming [censored] to line up against us in Sept or even next year. Players have long memories. Brown on Footy Classified said that AFL players dont lie. What planet did he come down from?  Carlton dont lie?????  OH  FFS.

 

Marchbank Cripps and the most Free loving player in the side all rested. That will make GWS extremely unhappy.

50 minutes ago, McQueen said:

HTF can the Dogs be solid favourites to beat the Cats in Geelong after last weeks loss to the Eagles?

Mind boggles. 

Have you seen their(Geelong) outs?  Comical. AFL should investigate the sudden dramatic rise in injured AFL players in r24. Cats will still try and win it. Would they have done it against us???

I'll say it again. If Suns put in a shocker down in Tassie what the hell is Norff's reaction. Do they actually try and win first game since r2 and lose Reid. What a farce.

 

 
1 hour ago, McQueen said:

HTF can the Dogs be solid favourites to beat the Cats in Geelong after last weeks loss to the Eagles?

Mind boggles. 

Have you seen who isn’t playing for Geelong?

Dogs will respond strongly after last week. 

4 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

Caller on SEN reckons the Pies will drop tonight's game to avoid us in Week 1 of finals.

Pies have lost 3 and won 2 in the last 5. The 2 wins were Port by 2 and a pretty [censored] Geelong by 8. They’re not in a form line where you’d drop a game to get Port instead of the dees. That would be the first act of a straight sets exit


2 hours ago, McQueen said:

HTF can the Dogs be solid favourites to beat the Cats in Geelong after last weeks loss to the Eagles?

Mind boggles. 

luckily i put the house on the dogs at $2.60. teams came out and all Cats are having their nails done and can’t play

into $1.60 now

Cats could still win but

Pies said no Daicos for week one of finals 

We absolutely need to finish 4th if the Pies win tonight. 

13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Have you seen who isn’t playing for Geelong?

Dogs will respond strongly after last week. 

yep. 

Unless Henry and Dempsey? can kick a few they are rooted. Tall Dogs will have a field day at that [censored] hole

9 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Pies said no Daicos for week one of finals 

We absolutely need to finish 4th if the Pies win tonight. 

But somehow do this without losing. Will a draw do?

1 minute ago, In Harmes Way said:

But somehow do this without losing. Will a draw do?

We can win and still finish 4th. If Pies, Lions and Port all win, which is highly likely, we still finish 4th.  The ladder remains as is just with one extra win for each of the top 4 sides. 


If all goes to plan, the top 4 will all win and we play the pies week 1 at the G.  Makes tonights game really interesting.  I can't see pies not putting in 100% as they will be trying to get some of the "premiership" form back :).    

Jon Ralph when talking about a Daicos return hinted Coll’s Qualifying Final will be on the Thursday night. 

Edited by Dee Zephyr

I hate Thursday night football 

To Collingwood: Stand up and be counted, don't let people call you Collywobbles, ok?

Am I the only person watching tonight for pretty much the sole reason of hoping Essendon finishes their season with more humiliation?

Maybe some unhinged rough tantrum football from Essendon late in the game to give Collingwood a few suspensions for finals would be good, too.


1 hour ago, DubDee said:

luckily i put the house on the dogs at $2.60. teams came out and all Cats are having their nails done and can’t play

into $1.60 now

Cats could still win but

I reckon the younger Cats will win easily. 
The Dogs players have checked out - they might be thinking ‘why try when we know that it’ll be a short finals for us anyway?’

I’m putting money on them if they drift further. 

37 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jon Ralph when talking about a Daicos return hinted Coll’s Qualifying Final will be on the Thursday night. 

Oh god no, I'll be on the spirit of Tasmania. Oh god

 

One thing is for sure, there will be plenty of people here who's full time job is to watch other games.

bombers very handball happy. handballs to nowhere. pies will win this easy.


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