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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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2 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Boundary umpire is the dill. 

Nobody blew a whistle, why did he just stand there allowing the guy to rag doll him around whilst making no attempt to get rid of it

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    Arm wrestle with 16th place. Words you love to hear. 

    Can we PLEASE take control of this after half time and bury these [censored]? They inflicted so much pain on us over the years. It’s not yet time, not even close, that they can return to that. 

    They’re 16th, missing their best mid. No excuses. 

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    3 minutes ago, Chook said:

    Boundary and goal umpires are having a laugh this weekend.

    Absolutely disgraceful display. Unaccountable green [censored]. 


    Could barely have played worse, similar to Carlton yesterday.

    Such sloppy skills, spending it before we've earned it and dropping easy handballs (Petracca, Laurie, Salem).
    It's an attitude thing - the boys are not intense enough which is just bizarre given this win is going to lock in top 4 and it's Gawn and ANB's milestone games.

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    The boundary umpire was right there. Viney was a metre out.

    So glad we have 90 umpires now. They’re all doing such a stellar job đŸ™„

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    This will go down to the wire and we’ll lose……tell me you can’t feel it

     

    2nd 

    đŸ¤®Salem free in space kicks straight to Sicily 

    Oliver poor 

    Melksham 4 behinds đŸ¤®đŸ¤®đŸ¤®đŸ¤®

    Trac beaten one on one by 1st gamer Hustwaite đŸ¤¯  Trac relaxed handball to May tackled straight away 

    đŸ¤®ANB 25 metres out    Didn’t make distance 

    Langdon to Chin ✅

    Melksham soccer goal ✅

    Melksham goal ✅

    Lever ✅✅

     

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    Kozzie and Chandler need to get busy in the forward line. Just be front and centre at the fall of the ball.


    1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

    Another putrid umpiring display 

    Absolutely and I won’t mention that boundary umpire. Every time we get tackled, it’s holding the ball and we can’t get one as usual.

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    2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Kozzie unsighted again.

    Unfortunately it’s all too common now in big games. 

    60 minutes to show some top 8 level competence otherwise top 4 is slipping away from us. Underwhelming but not unsurprising. 

    Hey all, eyes off the umpires for a second and more onto our crud display. Can't hit the backside of a barn with our disposal right now.

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    1 minute ago, Red But Mostly Blue said:

    Arm wrestle with 16th place. Words you love to hear. 

    Can we PLEASE take control of this after half time and bury these [censored]? They inflicted so much pain on us over the years. It’s not yet time, not even close, that they can return to that. 

    They’re 16th, missing their best mid. No excuses. 

    Arm wrestle with a team who beat the premiership favourites two weeks ago. 

     

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    1 minute ago, layzie said:

    Hey all, eyes off the umpires for a second and more onto our crud display. Can't hit the backside of a barn with our disposal right now.

    I'm complaining about both thingsÂ đŸ˜ª

    Hawthorn much cleaner, Petracca, Pickett and Oliver really need to lift. Would be worth getting Schache on as our forward line is too small


    1 minute ago, Demon Disciple said:

    Kozzie and Chandler need to get busy in the forward line. Just be front and centre at the fall of the ball.

    Why.. we have no tall forwards to bring the ball to ground

    Other than the opportune goal out the back I'm not sure I've seen Smith

    We need the small forwards to lead to space

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    3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Another putrid umpiring display 

    It’s par for the course, Jaded. None of us have the vaguest idea what they’ll do at any time. It’s a complete mess. 
    Meanwhile, we’re playing very poorly. 

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    4 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    The boundary umpire was right there. Viney was a metre out.

    What the fugg is going on with the umpiring fraternity?

    They have completely lost the plot!

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    3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    Kozzie unsighted again.

    He is breaking Jack Dyers rule no.1 don't get where the ball ain't. Ever since he was suspended he has been poor in 90% of games. 


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