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Far out, footy messes with your head. Usually watching Papley I’m thinking of how much I can’t stand his annoying mug. Just now I yelled out “Yes! Go Paps!!” Come round 24 and I’ll be back to wishing him a pregame injury. It’s exhausting!

 
9 minutes ago, Happy Jack said:

With the Crows seemingly going to win, here’s one for the statistions. If, god fobid, we get beaten tomorrow, when is the last time the top four teams have been beaten in the one round? Come on Dees, dont make it happen!,

Top 5 - Bulldogs were in 5th pos.

 

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Barbie or Oppenheimer?

Barbie and if I learnt anything from that movie is that dreams do come true. 
See also Melbourne finishing 2nd. 

 

i’ll say it again

BEST NON MFC DAY EVER!!!



THANK YOU SWANS!!!!!!

PROMISE I’LL NEVER AGAIN CALL YOU A BUNCH OF HACKS AND LAUGH AT HOW YOU ALL LOOK LIKE WHERE’S WALLY although to be fair you kinda do. 😁

1 minute ago, BDA said:

 

I Had A Perfect Day Perfect GIF - I Had A Perfect Day Perfect Perfect Day GIFs

Yep. So have I. 

Thanks giants and crows. 

We cannot stuff up the chance now we've been given after all results.n

Oh thank goodness Sydney held on. What a great weekend so far 

Port are pretenders. 3 losses in a row and conceding 100+ points yet again. Would happily finish 3rd and face them at Adelaide oval.

Watching Collingwood, Brisbane and Port this weekend reminds me of when Toto the dog pulled back that curtain at the end of the Wizard of Oz. 


Funny..........

 

Tell me again how bad our win against Adelaide was 😂

 

Adelaide is the best side not in the top 4 by an absolute mile. 

 
1 minute ago, Nascent said:

Port are pretenders. 3 losses in a row and conceding 100+ points yet again. Would happily finish 3rd and face them at Adelaide oval.

if they lose to Geelong next week in Geelong, we may end up playing them in Melbourne instead :)


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