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If only so I may apologies first..... Dees - I'm so sorry I doubted. 

 

❤️💙

 

I apologise to my husband who is sick in bed with the flu. I screamed so loudly and ran around the house like an [censored]. Of course I woke him up. Sorry but not sorry 😀

 
18 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

I apologize the the random guy in front of me at the game whom I hugged after the siren...

Was he excited?


I apologize to my husband also, who I cursed for what I thought was a loss. But the man delivered again. 

 

Fair weather supporters, full of booze, shame on you!

Edited by bluey


7 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

I apologise to my kids, we left half way through the last...

Oh my….that’s why you stay! It’s never over. I’m sure the ride home was great. 

15 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

I apologise to my kids, we left half way through the last...

You have just guaranteed that they'll grow up to never leave early, just in case...

I apologise for considering going home at the 20 min mark because I was freezing my nay nays off.

23 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Apologies to the Milk man and Max

Met up with a Brisbane Mate at half time and I believe I said Melksham was killing us. So I also apologise to the milkman 


1 hour ago, Monocology said:

If only so I may apologies first..... Dees - I'm so sorry I doubted. 

 

❤️💙

Me too. I said gone 3 to quRter. WhT a great win

I reckon Melksy is owed an apology from many, many Dees fans. Not me, of course. Well, not for bagging him as a player, because I’ve never done that. But maybe for creeping him out by declaring my undying love for him when he runs through the banner. 😁🙃😊🥰

I apologise for my bad language during the second and third quarters and then in the last half of the fourth, actually I apologise for it throughout the entire game 

12 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I reckon Melksy is owed an apology from many, many Dees fans. Not me, of course. Well, not for bagging him as a player, because I’ve never done that. But maybe for creeping him out by declaring my undying love for him when he runs through the banner. 😁🙃😊🥰

Joel Smith too. Thought he was composed under pressure and did well as the sub with such a small amount of time to hold up under pressure

Edited by John Demonic

3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I apologize to my husband also, who I cursed for what I thought was a loss. But the man delivered again. 

8 (hopefully 10/11 if needed) games to go, so he must go to all remaining games


Guilty as charged.

I humbly submit my apology.

I am sorry for all criticism and especially doubt.

Thank you Captain Max, Trac, Milk and Pickett. And the rest.

Can't wait to watch the replay.

9 hours ago, whitito said:

Oh my….that’s why you stay! It’s never over. I’m sure the ride home was great. 

Bitter sweet, I reckon.

 

9 hours ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

I apologise to my kids, we left half way through the last...

Did you listen on the way home.

How did you hear about it?

 

 

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