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Relax ladies and gents.

We're in a heavy loading phase and we'll beat GWS and beat them easily!

Oh wait...

 

I said it at the start of the year & I’ll say it again. I don’t ever want to see Ben Brown in a Demons outfit ever again.


I am so tired of watching the same error-riddled forward play.

[censored] sweet learnings this week. Learnings for everyone. Woo!

 

Over the past 4 games Melbourne have kicked 29 goals and 88 behinds.  Put a cork in them boys and girls, we’re a run of the mill team

73 inside 50’s. 
 

5 goals 15 behinds. 
 

This team is robbing me of the will to live. 


Just now, sydneydee said:

Typical Goodwin loss

Don't think he was playing forward.

Time for the unskilled to go to Casey and not return. Woey, Howes, JVR all in.


Same old. Rinse and repeat.

Can’t question the effort but pathologically unable to kick a score. It looks like Fritsch could be out for a spell as well which would be disastrous

I live in hope but I just can’t see us making much of an impression this year. Our forward set-up is a shambles.

Not even the most optimistic, supportive poster on this site can deny how putrid the team was today. 
 

I will calm down eventually but right now I am disgusted. Pickett, Harmes and ANB need to all make room for different players next week, and I don’t give a [censored] which players those are. 
 

 


Next week vs saints is going to be hilariously painful.

Edit: for both fans

Edited by Nascent

 
2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Relax ladies and gents.

We're in a heavy loading phase and we'll beat GWS and beat them easily!

Oh wait...

Dude really, this is so tedious. 


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