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NON-MFC: Rd 16 2023

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How do Cats get double the frees of Swans at home, with 55 more disposals?

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    West Coast 7.0 d. St Kilda 2.29 

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    Fox, Hickey, Gulden and Heeney 9 points no goals and 3 out on the full from Heeney as a bonus. 

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    23 minutes ago, Ollie fan said:

    Surely a great result for us!?

    Except for freo being two points above the swans now. Swans going to need to find an extra win to get above them. Their percentage would have done the trick but doesn't matter anymore.

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    28 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    Why didn't Geelong go up the middle in that last play rather than do the Steven may wide kick

    Scared of losing??

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    Worst kicking for goal since under 11 footy! Swans will rue this result!!

    Edited by picket fence

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    I'm hoping someone will post a compilation of Sydney's misses into a video or gif. Would be hilarious.

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    2 minutes ago, Nascent said:

    I'm hoping someone will post a compilation of Sydney's misses into a video or gif. Would be hilarious.

    As hilarious as ours?

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    3 hours ago, buck_nekkid said:

    As hilarious as ours?

    More.

    Seriously.

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    6 minutes ago, Nascent said:

    I'm hoping someone will post a compilation of Sydney's misses into a video or gif. Would be hilarious.

    A video that long won’t fit onto the site, Nasc

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    No marks paid

    No push in backs paid

    No less than 15mtr passes paid.

    This weeks rules....

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    Well I’m happier than the rest of youse (sorta) coz I live in Torquay.

    sorta, coz I’m not at home to ‘stick it up ‘em’ (my Pu$$y loving mates).

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    10 hours ago, Ollie fan said:

    Surely a great result for us!?

    Agree as it now neutralises the Cats good %, which was likely to help them get into the 8. Wouldn't want to meet them .

    They will be furious.  Lat Premier to miss the 8 a great moniker for them down at Kardinia park maybe?

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    Scott's whinging is a joy to behold.

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    How the hell is Dangerfield out there playing? Didnt Geelong , Scott and the media make a huge deal about how brave he was playing with a suspected punctured lung and cracked ribs.  What a load of garbage.

    The media is a joke. You cant believe anything they say.

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    The best betting round of footy for the season thus far i reckon (there is hardly ever so many game i consider good value - having already won on the Swans to make their line, and baulking late on the lions and leaving that game alone).

    Bets i like for the rest of the round:

    • Adelaide to make their 44.5 point line - very long i know, but Roos coming off a bye and the Crows two games hence - and looking for percentage
    • Gold coast to make their +6 point line -  i think they win, so a six point line is good value
    • Bombers to make their +12 point line - Port coming off a bye and Bombers two games hence, will run at Port and try to make it a running contest
    • Hawks to make their +18 point line - Blues coming off a bye and Hawks two games hence, will run at the blues and try to make it a running contest
    • Dees to make their 16 point line (in from 19) - Giants coming off bye and we will be looking to attack and run hard. Best bet of the round 
    • Saints to make their -50 point line - the Eagles are uncompetitive, not AFL fit, the saints will be desperate to take the opportunity to build some percentage and the weather is perfect for footy

    The only game therefore i don't have feel for the value is the dog freo game.

    The dogs are coming off the bye and Freo are up and running now. The line is a health -10 Dogs' way, so i give freo a real chance of beating that handicap mark. 

    But i just have a feeling the dogs will buck the post bye trend and come to play today. 

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    55 minutes ago, binman said:

    The best betting round of footy for the season thus far i reckon (there is hardly ever so many game i consider good value - having already won on the Swans to make their line, and baulking late on the lions and leaving that game alone).

    Bets i like for the rest of the round:

    • Adelaide to make their 44.5 point line - very long i know, but Roos coming off a bye and the Crows two games hence - and looking for percentage
    • Gold coast to make their +6 point line -  i think they win, so a six point line is good value
    • Bombers to make their +12 point line - Port coming off a bye and Bombers two games hence, will run at Port and try to make it a running contest
    • Hawks to make their +18 point line - Blues coming off a bye and Hawks two games hence, will run at the blues and try to make it a running contest
    • Dees to make their 16 point line (in from 19) - Giants coming off bye and we will be looking to attack and run hard. Best bet of the round 
    • Saints to make their -50 point line - the Eagles are uncompetitive, not AFL fit, the saints will be desperate to take the opportunity to build some percentage and the weather is perfect for footy

    The only game therefore i don't have feel for the value is the dog freo game.

    The dogs are coming off the bye and Freo are up and running now. The line is a health -10 Dogs' way, so i give freo a real chance of beating that handicap mark. 

    But i just have a feeling the dogs will buck the post bye trend and come to play today. 

    the last two of those pints should get up. 

    the first 4 are dicey. GC to beat Pies? can’t see it but would be sweet

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    7 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    the last two of those pints should get up. 

    the first 4 are dicey. GC to beat Pies? can’t see it but would be sweet

    The suns don't have to win for me to win on that game.

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    Who are we wanting to win in the Dogs v Freo game (not who we think will win)?

    Freo winning gets them into the 8, Dogs winning and they equal us oN points (for today at least)

     

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    29 minutes ago, binman said:

    The suns don't have to win for me to win on that game.

    yeah i know. you just said you think they’ll win. 

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