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2 hours ago, YearOfTheDees said:

West Coast Percentage down to only 47%

Still better than our shot for goal conversion.

5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Weideman really is having a stinker...

hasnt kicked a goal for a month. and theyve played nth and WC in that time

 
1 hour ago, dee-tox said:

Reckon the Bombers new game plan is much more attractive than ours!

How’s that attractive game plan looking now? 😂

 

“time isn’t yet a problem for the bombers”

bombers just need 5 goals to nil in 10 minutes. lol


We dont want Essendon anywhere near the top 4 ...ever.

24 minutes ago, DubDee said:

hasnt kicked a goal for a month. and theyve played nth and WC in that time

Our plan worked well then....

32 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

They have port next week so hopefully they start dropping a couple 

Port, then Crows,  Cats n Dogs

might win one of those at best 

 
2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

We dont want Essendon anywhere near the top 4 ...ever.

Agree, why would we cheer for them.  


Jacko played a ripper of a game for us. 

1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Still better than our shot for goal conversion.

Presumably a throw away comment - but FYI - here’s a neat little graph 

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3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Oscar Allen, Reuben Ginbey, Elijah Hewitt off the top of my head.

Makes me reflect on the infamous 186 game. Even Jones and Frawley were only 24, and we had a stack of kids playing against Geelong at their epic best. Brad Green was our only player with 150+ games experience.

West Coast went out there with Shuey, Sheed, Yeo, Gaff and Darling over 150 and then Kelly (who will be 29 by the end of this season), Duggan, Barass, Hunt, and Petresvski-Seton in the 100-150 game range. Even the relatively younger Petrucelle, Allen and Witherden are all 24.

The real fear for West Coast is that those thirteen established players were their 'best' (to insult the term, but you know what I mean) on the day. The players 23 and under gave close to nothing - which is understandable from young players in the dire circumstances today, but also terrifying for the future of the club.

As far as list cycle and profile goes, West Coast are where Melbourne was in 2007, but... worse. Significantly worse.

 

If I see one more Melbourne supporter crying a river for West Coast I'm going to puke.

It's really no wonder we're perceived as such a weak club when a team whose supporters have ripped on us for decades is suddenly being cuddled and nurtured by our own supporters. 

It's their once-in-every-three-decades slump at the bottom. They'll survive.

[censored] West Coast.

2 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

Presumably a throw away comment - but FYI - here’s a neat little graph 

IMG_6720.jpeg

Talk me through it…. Rather than just display pictures. 

2 hours ago, praha said:

If I see one more Melbourne supporter crying a river for West Coast I'm going to puke.

It's really no wonder we're perceived as such a weak club when a team whose supporters have ripped on us for decades is suddenly being cuddled and nurtured by our own supporters. 

It's their once-in-every-three-decades slump at the bottom. They'll survive.

[censored] West Coast.

Fork 'em all I say.


6 hours ago, McQueen said:

Talk me through it…. Rather than just display pictures. 

No problems.

We're top 3 for goal accuracy in the league at 50.5% , league average is 48%

Further we are top 4 for shots a game - averaging 27, with Port 30.1, Adelaide and Brisbane on 28.8 and 28.1 respectively. League average 25.4 a game.

 

 

32 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

No problems.

We're top 3 for goal accuracy in the league at 50.5% , league average is 48%

Further we are top 4 for shots a game - averaging 27, with Port 30.1, Adelaide and Brisbane on 28.8 and 28.1 respectively. League average 25.4 a game.

 

 

Can you narrow that down to the last 4 weeks?

10 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

2 meter's had a mare tonight

I love how the ump called advantage earlier but then when it didnt become advantage he quickly changed his mind.

Unlike Chandler's ridiculous advantage call which should also have been called back

Only reason Chandler kept going was because the whistle was late 

 
1 hour ago, loges said:

Can you narrow that down to the last 4 weeks?

Sure thing...

8.15

8.18

8.13

10.12

34.58 or  41.46%  - 6.5% behind league average.

Last 4 rounds across the league up until this morning- 846 goals and 846 points. 50% accuracy.

So on the form of the last 4 matches - we are 9.5 goals per 100 shots short. That's effectively 2.5 goals a game (as we have around 27.5 on target shots a game).

"It's a disgrace and Stafford should be sacked!" 😆

 

Edited by Engorged Onion

Quite honestly the demise of West Coast is a joy. Hunt aside, who I do really feel for, that entire arrogant organization should suffer. 


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