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The injured ppl at the clinic max goes to wont be happy when they get pushed back in the queue

 
1 minute ago, Satan said:

The injured ppl at the clinic max goes to wont be happy when they get pushed back in the queue

Wait for all the 'Landers to descend on the same psycho clinic Monday morning.

24 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

The News followed by 

  • Shock
  • Denial
  • Anger
  • Bargaining
  • Depression
  • Acceptance and Hope
  • Processing the grief
  • @Jaded No More becoming seriously jaded
  • Sanity emanating from @Webber and @RyanD
  • Complete absence of @WalkingCivilWar - more worried about this than Max quite frankly
  • The catastrophisation, neurotic codependency and trauma triggering reactions by the rest of us

Right now I’m at Acceptance and Hope, having just sped through Anger, Bargaining and Depression while on the plane (which is the norm win or lose, amirite).

I’ll begin processing the grief once I’m home because that’s when I’ll know exactly how much grief I’m looking at. I’m not sure but I think a banana Big M has leaked in my suitcase. Good times. 

 
Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Right now I’m at Acceptance and Hope, having just sped through Anger, Bargaining and Depression while on the plane (which is the norm win or lose, amirite).

I’ll begin processing the grief once I’m home because that’s when I’ll know exactly how much grief I’m looking at. I’m not sure but I think a banana Big M has leaked in my suitcase. Good times. 

Why would you put a Big M or any liquid for that matter in your suitcase?

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2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Right now I’m at Acceptance and Hope, having just sped through Anger, Bargaining and Depression while on the plane (which is the norm win or lose, amirite).

I’ll begin processing the grief once I’m home because that’s when I’ll know exactly how much grief I’m looking at. I’m not sure but I think a banana Big M has leaked in my suitcase. Good times. 

More importantly, how did your scans go? (If you’re wanting to share of course)

If / When there’s actual news can we post a new thread? I can’t keep checking this every 5 mins .. and pretend to have conversations with people.  re stages of grief,  Im officially in denial .. everything will be fine and nothing happened. Also we won in Brisbane and kozzy re signed. im not well.  🥶

5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

About to board a flight. Hopefully good news in 2 hours otherwise you might have to wait for me to unmelt the server when I land. 

Safe flight

 
13 minutes ago, Satan said:

The injured ppl at the clinic max goes to wont be happy when they get pushed back in the queue

Max can sign autographs on their moon boots or crutches and take selfies comparing dickie knees for compensation. A medical visit to remember.

Edited by John Crow Batty


Just now, Demonland said:

This doesn’t sound good. 

 

If he wants “ genuine worry” he should come to this site not speak to the MFC. 

37 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

MRI results are instant. You get the films straight after the scan. It’s about having someone to interpret them. Which I assume we can find a doctor or two keen to look at them today. 

Jaded if they can't find a real doctor immediately then surely the club could post the images here for a Demonland non-medical opinion.

24 minutes ago, Satan said:

The injured ppl at the clinic max goes to wont be happy when they get pushed back in the queue

They can wait.


3 hours ago, RyanD said:

It was mentioned, we are not inferring. 

Let's stop this speculative discussion in respect for Max. Our thoughts are with him, whatever the the short and longer term outcomes may be - he will feel our concern anyway and the many thousands of good wishes that cannot be fully expressed. Overt speculation does not help, not one iota. So, shaddup and get on the bandwagon to support and further encourage those of His team that he is leaving behind for a while. 

12 minutes ago, Demonland said:

This doesn’t sound good. 

 

Not a fan of this kind of "journalism".

Let's wait until we hear from the medical experts and get all the facts on Max Gawn's knee scan first.

I just found out that a very old Mate has Cancer.

Max’s knee will be repaired.
The rest of our list and coaches all have to look each other in the eye and say “How hard are you prepared to work”

Smash adversity and Keep Fighting…

and Yes, He is a Demon Supporter…

Edited by Sir Why You Little


17 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

My gut feel is it's a meniscus. 

 

I had that once - the ointment worked a treat.

30 minutes ago, Demonland said:

About to board a flight. Hopefully good news in 2 hours otherwise you might have to wait for me to unmelt the server when I land. 

Woo hoo . . . the cats will play while the admin is away . . . 🤣

 
56 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

As I understand it, if it’s an ACL you hear or feel a pop. Perhaps this is a positive sign but even that’s not conclusive.

Wish that was always the case but of the 3 ACL ruptures I had playing footy I didn’t hear a thing for 2 of them and only had mild discomfort and a feeling that something wasn’t right.  First one was also a similar action to Max with a player crashing in.

I’m so nervous for Max!!  Fingers crossed. 


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