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50 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Freo have put the cue in the rack. I think they'll struggle to win a game for the rest of the season from here. As the Beatles once said, "Hello Pick 4, my old friend"

I think you are referencing Simon and Garfunkel: Hello darkness my old friend, from the song, the Sounds of Silence.

Edited by Redleg

 
47 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

As the Beatles once said, "Hello Pick 4, my old friend"

Simon and Garfunkel, surely?  From 'The Sounds Of Silence'.

edit:  Snap @Redleg!

 

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Edited by Demonstone

33 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Because of this gentleman.

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And Serong, Cox, Young and Frederick who are out.

 
17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think you are referencing Simon and Garfunkel: Hello darkness my old friend, from the song, the Sounds of Silence.

Yep thats the one. 

1 hour ago, FritschyBusiness said:

Freo's only soft game coming is against West Coast

Wouldn't bet on it...WC will be aiming for a win before seasons end and this will be the one.

They're starting to get some troops back.


28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think you are referencing Simon and Garfunkel: Hello darkness my old friend, from the song, the Sounds of Silence.

“Hello pick 4 my old friend

may even be pick 3 in the end…..”

5 hours ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Yep thats the one. 

Sounds of Silence has been covered by a band called "Disturbed" who the Dockers should hire to do a rendition of their club song.

Walker stretchered off with a knee injury, possible dislocation.

Take no joy in seeing players injured. Hope there's no structural damage and he doesnt have to spend long on the sidelines.

 

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

Not celebrating the injury. Reckon Darcy is one of the best rucks in the comp but a Darcy-less Dockers can only help the Death Ride.

 

Darcy is one of my favourite non Demons. He looks like a burger eating, cigarette smoking suburban footballer who has mistakenly wandered onto an AFL ground. I hope his injury isn’t bad

 

Edited by FarNorthernD

On 7/14/2023 at 9:01 AM, layzie said:

Haha yeah one of the iconic images of the broadcast. 

Actually felt a bit bad for him, hope to never be in that position in my life. 

I felt sorrier for the [censored] wearing blonde wigs and looking stupid as well as disappointed.

16 minutes ago, FarNorthernD said:

Darcy is one of my favourite non Demons. He looks like a burger eating, cigarette smoking suburban footballer who has mistakenly wandered onto an AFL ground. I hope his injury isn’t bad

 

I feel the same about Charlie Dixon. 
Chain smoking tradie who has a four and twenty pie and a can of coke pre game. 


6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I feel the same about Charlie Dixon. 
Chain smoking tradie who has a four and twenty pie and a can of coke pre game. 

Funny, reality is that he's religious and enjoys a red.

1 hour ago, Freddy Fuschia said:

 

Sounds of Silence has been covered by a band called "Disturbed" who the Dockers should hire to do a rendition of their club song.

I'd like to hear Painters and Dockers do the Freo Dockers' song.

Sydney beating Dogs, Carlton beating Port, and GC beating the Saints, are all fantastic results as part of this deathride.

 

Richmond, Hawthorn and Adelaide wins tomorrow will be icing.

1 hour ago, FarNorthernD said:

Darcy is one of my favourite non Demons. He looks like a burger eating, cigarette smoking suburban footballer who has mistakenly wandered onto an AFL ground. I hope his injury isn’t bad

 

 

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

I feel the same about Charlie Dixon. 
Chain smoking tradie who has a four and twenty pie and a can of coke pre game. 

Probably about what every other teams supporter says about our captain - you know the bloke that had the ciggy in the car on the freeway on the way to training! 😂

Edited by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

I feel the same about Charlie Dixon. 
Chain smoking tradie who has a four and twenty pie and a can of coke pre game. 

Jeremy McGovern always said he would have been happy as a “fat tradie” playing for Albany


2 hours ago, Supreme_Demon said:

Freeeoooo!

Free falling!

 

2 hours ago, Nascent said:

Funny, reality is that he's religious and enjoys a red.

I will say, a nice red and the right pie is heavenly..........

Hoping Swans can do the right think and beat Freo in WA next week!!!! If they do it would be very likely we will get pick 4 or 5.

 

If Richmond win tomorrow as expected, Freo are nicely cemented in the bottom 4

mr burns GIF
 

Edited by Jaded No More


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