Death Riding Fremantle 2023 - Feathered Cap Edition

[Bring-Back-Powell 14,939]

Any of the faithful around here heading to Norwood on Friday?

[Return to Glory 8,448]

The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

[John Crow Batty 8,879]

15 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

reported for being a shortist.

[ElDiablo14 5,002]

How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

[Engorged Onion 10,223]

2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

but does he have a punchable face @ElDiablo14?

[ElDiablo14 5,002]

1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

but does he have a punchable face @ElDiablo14?

Haven't decided yet 😁

[ManDee 7,222]

20 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

Just one. He got stuck in the drive through, so they kept feeding him.

Edited April 13, 2023 by ManDee
For five months

[Queanbeyan Demon 6,865]

35 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

Interviewer: What did it take to become a top flight ruckman?

Big Goldie: seven completed pre-seasons.

[Elwood 3184 1,338]

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

[daisycutter 29,738]

Just now, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

shaking in my boots

[Engorged Onion 10,223]

9 minutes ago, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

That's fantastic persistence. Well bloody done. 3.5 years of hard graft.

Correct me if I am wrong, but he was historically sponsored by Demonland right @Demonland?

Get around him...

Edited April 13, 2023 by Engorged Onion

[Demonland 73,140]

2 minutes ago, Engorged Onion said:

That's fantastic persistence. Well bloody done. 3.5 years of hard graft.

Correct me if I am wrong, but he was historically sponsored by Demonland right @Demonland?

Get around him...

Demonland sponsored his brother Josh. 

[Redleg 41,432]

Hope he is their best player, in another loss.

[Demonstone 22,815]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

shaking in my boots

That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

[layzie 33,994]

1 hour ago, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

Way to go Corey!

[Jaded No More 68,974]

A wonderful story for Corey. Really pleased for him. Certainly hope he plays better than Jackson. 

[daisycutter 29,738]

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

yea, was a bit rough. he's certainly done everthing the hard way. wish him success (except against us)

got carried away with all the freo deathriding

Edited April 13, 2023 by daisycutter

[Sideshow Bob 2,410]

4 hours ago, Elwood 3184 said:

Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

Was reading about Corey Warner debuting for Sydney this week - got real confused - thinking it was wagner.

They were saying he's the first WA born player to debut for NSW team playing a game in SA.... I was all but he's NSwelshman who debuted for a Vic club now playing in WA.... 

Now this! I was about to say you got Corey's wrong like me but no they're both debuting for their respective clubs this weekend... in SA

confused much yet! 🤣

Edited April 13, 2023 by Sideshow Bob

[layzie 33,994]

The best thing Freo has done this year is that Frederick celebration somersault.

[Jibroni 5,009]

Never thought I would say Keys is on fire tonight, but he is.

Edited April 13, 2023 by Jibroni

[layzie 33,994]

1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Never thought I would say Keys is on fire tonight, but he is.

Keys was on fire! Does that help the death ride?

Edited April 13, 2023 by layzie

[BDA 22,880]

I'm looking forward to some fun Friday evening death riding. My expectation for the Suns is very low but you never know.

[The Jackson FIX 3,210]

On 4/10/2023 at 10:46 PM, McQueen said:

a bit of a laugh here 
 

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/jl-and-bell-how-long-til-they-pack-their-bags.1351724/

Personal fav: “we just have a chemistry issue at the moment” 

[The Jackson FIX 3,210]

20 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Any of the faithful around here heading to Norwood on Friday?

If so please take an MFC #6 jumper and wave it in Luke’s face as he walks down the race. The prodigal son is always welcome home (we’ll keep the draft picks though).

[BDA 22,880]

17 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

If so please take an MFC #6 jumper and wave it in Luke’s face as he walks down the race. The prodigal son is always welcome home (we’ll keep the draft picks though).

We don't need him. He can stay where he is.