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Death Riding Fremantle 2023 - Feathered Cap Edition

adonski
in Melbourne Demons

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The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
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    15 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    The problem for Freo is Peter Bell. Ultimate FIGJAM putting his little hands in every pie

    I take all my life advice from Randy Newman:

    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    Short people got no reason
    To live
    They got little hands
    And little eyes
    And they walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    reported for being a shortist.

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    How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

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    2 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

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    but does he have a punchable face @ElDiablo14?

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    1 minute ago, Engorged Onion said:

    but does he have a punchable face @ElDiablo14?

    Haven't decided yet 😁

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    20 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

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    Just one. He got stuck in the drive through, so they kept feeding him.

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    For five months

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    35 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    How many trips to Maccas did Sean Darcy have over the summer??? 🤔🤔🤔

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    Interviewer: What did it take to become a top flight ruckman?

    Big Goldie: seven completed pre-seasons.

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    Just now, Elwood 3184 said:

    Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

    shaking in my boots

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    9 minutes ago, Elwood 3184 said:

    Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

    That's fantastic persistence. Well bloody done. 3.5 years of hard graft.

    Correct me if I am wrong, but he was historically sponsored by Demonland right @Demonland?

    Get around him...

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    shaking in my boots

    That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

    I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

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    1 hour ago, Elwood 3184 said:

    Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

    Way to go Corey!

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    A wonderful story for Corey. Really pleased for him. Certainly hope he plays better than Jackson. 

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    1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

    That's rather ungracious of you, dc.

    I'm picking an item of apparel from the other end of my body and taking off my hat to him for being good enough to keep his dream of playing AFL alive for a bit longer.

    yea, was a bit rough. he's certainly done everthing the hard way. wish him success (except against us)

    got carried away with all the freo deathriding

    Edited by daisycutter

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    4 hours ago, Elwood 3184 said:

    Corey Wagner will make his debut with the Dockers tomorrow night, 1329 days after he last played for Melbourne.

    Was reading about Corey Warner debuting for Sydney this week - got real confused - thinking it was wagner.

    They were saying he's the first WA born player to debut for NSW team playing a game in SA.... I was all but he's NSwelshman who debuted for a Vic club now playing in WA.... 

    Now this! I was about to say you got Corey's wrong like me but no they're both debuting for their respective clubs this weekend... in SA

    confused much yet! 🤣

    Edited by Sideshow Bob

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    The best thing Freo has done this year is that Frederick celebration somersault.

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    Never thought I would say Keys is on fire tonight, but he is.

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    1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

    Never thought I would say Keys is on fire tonight, but he is.

    Keys was on fire! Does that help the death ride?

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    I'm looking forward to some fun Friday evening death riding. My expectation for the Suns is very low but you never know.

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    20 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Any of the faithful around here heading to Norwood on Friday?

    If so please take an MFC #6 jumper and wave it in Luke’s face as he walks down the race. The prodigal son is always welcome home (we’ll keep the draft picks though).

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    17 minutes ago, The Jackson FIX said:

    If so please take an MFC #6 jumper and wave it in Luke’s face as he walks down the race. The prodigal son is always welcome home (we’ll keep the draft picks though).

    We don't need him. He can stay where he is. 

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