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My 3 word player analysis V Brisbane

joeboy
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Gawn - useless against mediocrity 

Petracca - tried but ineffective 

Oliver - season worst game

Viney - had no influence 

Neal-Bullen - nothing after first

Harmes - mediocre at best

Brayshaw - gave little drive

Petty - season worst game

Salem - lost all composure 

Hunt - not required standard 

Jackson - counted his money

Langdon - disposal was amateurish 

May - not his fault

Lever - poor under pressure 

Brown - an embarrassing performance 

Pickett - important but undisciplined 

Melksham - another inept display 

Sparrow - was he playing?

Fritsch - unsighted second half 

Hibberd - age has wearied 

Rivers - loose and unsighted

Spargo - continued poor year

 

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    Melbourne - Typical Melbourne Choke

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    18 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Harmes -

    Should've tagged Neale...

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    Oliver/Brayshaw/Viney/ANB/Petracca/Gawn - Brave

    Petty & May : Damage done on way down but Brave

    Lever : Truth is a defence in a Libel suit.

    Sparrow/Rivers : work on skills

    Salem : NQR (Physically)

    Spargo /Kossie: increase involvement

    Hibberd/Melsham : Buy a watch (Their time has come)

    Jackson : not our worry it seems

    Brown : needs another forward

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    Melbourne: Completely wasted year

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - useless against mediocrity 

    Petracca - tried but ineffective 

    Oliver - season worst game

    Viney - had no influence 

    Neal-Bullen - nothing after first

    Harmes - mediocre at best

    Brayshaw - gave little drive

    Petty - season worst game

    Salem - lost all composure 

    Hunt - not required standard 

    Jackson - counted his money

    Langdon - disposal was amateurish 

    May - not his fault

    Lever - poor under pressure 

    Brown - an embarrassing performance 

    Pickett - important but undisciplined 

    Melksham - another inept display 

    Sparrow - was he playing?

    Fritsch - unsighted second half 

    Hibberd - age has wearied 

    Rivers - loose and unsighted

    Spargo - continued poor year

     

    Harsh ! but mostly true with some glaring exceptions Petty and Charlie - they tried all night ! And are in my better players ! 

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    5 minutes ago, Micksdemons said:

    Harsh ! but mostly true with some glaring exceptions Petty and Charlie - they tried all night ! And are in my better players ! 

    Petty was our best player imo. spargo gave us  nothing 

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    I love the joeboy 3 words every week, so I won't criticise, I'll just give an alternative and completely fail at the three word part:

    Gawn - hampered, tried, taps still sucked

    Petracca - hampered, still a gun, moments of brilliance

    Oliver - tagged out of it, dug the terminator eye

    Viney - as joeboy said, had no influence

    Neal-Bullen - good first quarter, then standard nibbler

    Harmes - good overhead, but in the wrong place too often

    Brayshaw - one of the few contested winners for the night

    Petty - my man, superhero effort

    Salem - why can't he kick anymore?

    Hunt - missing too often, not a great defender, not enough drive

    Jackson - love him, but was wearing Chris Dawes gloves tonight (I also love Chris Dawes)

    Langdon - tried, honestly was decent

    May - just a gun, spent all day angry at his teammates though, wasn't the defence's fault, guy needs to chill

    Lever - 50/50 game

    Brown - yeah, that was pretty bad

    Pickett - love him, one of the few highlights for us, constantly dangerous

    Melksham - garbage

    Sparrow - just horrendous

    Fritsch - gave no pressure, reliable set-shot, unwilling to put his body on the line, disappointing overall

    Hibberd - was ok, couldn't expect miracles with the rest of the mess

    Rivers - messed up pretty much every opportunity, but he'll be better next year

    Spargo - too slow, can't kick 30m, not enough pressure, missed opportunities

    team overall - not enough pressure, too conservative, hella banged up

    coaching - what the hell is our attacking structure? We're so conservative that we're unable to score, reliant entirely on moments of brilliance from Kossy, Oliver or Petracca. Way too focused on not being scored against that we're completely unable to move it forward. Horrible to watch all year, even when we were winning. Sort it out. Lots to work on over summer.

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    3 hours ago, stranga said:

    Covid cup specialists 

    Don’t use tht phrase. Annoys me no end. What on earth makes winning the premiership last year any different, other.than the disappointment of diehard fans not being able to attend? Finals played in front of crowds. Full length games. I really hate this notion that last year was some sort of undeserved premiership. 

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    3 hours ago, stranga said:

    Covid cup specialists 

    That was 2020 buddy.

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    Spargo and Melksham

    TOLD YOU SO!

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    3 hours ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

    Don’t use tht phrase. Annoys me no end. What on earth makes winning the premiership last year any different, other.than the disappointment of diehard fans not being able to attend? Finals played in front of crowds. Full length games. I really hate this notion that last year was some sort of undeserved premiership. 

    It was 1000% deserved but it plain sucks that they won a flag when we couldn’t see it. 

    And then a year later we get dished up a woeful finals series at our home.

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    Poor @ MCG

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    4 hours ago, Kick_It_To_Pickett said:

    Don’t use tht phrase. Annoys me no end. What on earth makes winning the premiership last year any different, other.than the disappointment of diehard fans not being able to attend? Finals played in front of crowds. Full length games. I really hate this notion that last year was some sort of undeserved premiership. 

    Yeah I agree, was using it in jest, but also to highlight the rubbish that gawn and co continually spewed earlier in the year about the drive to win it in front of the fans. 

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Spargo and Melksham

    TOLD YOU SO!

    Throw in Brown& Goodwin

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Spargo and Melksham

    TOLD YOU SO!

    Salem not Bowey Told you so!

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