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I'm outside I don't know what gate I'm outside but I'm at the Gee and I got a ticket. No seriously I'm ready to lend my voice to the lads to get us to the GEELONG GAME NEXT WEEK. 

 
13 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

Smith confirmed as sub.

 

If he needs to be used FFS use the sub this week if need be

 

Will they be having a minute silence tonight for the head of the English aristocracy popping her cloggs?

1 minute ago, 4_Kent_Watts said:

If he needs to be used FFS use the sub this week if need be

And cheat ?


Just now, old dee said:

And cheat ?

No if someone can't be at 100%then use him i wanna be at the G next week don't you. Let's go D's

 

So hope this a repeat of our last spanking of the lions.

Fast scoring from the get go with accuracy. 


i hope the crowd increases in the next 35 minuted from the 12 that are already here.

4 minutes ago, praha said:

i hope the crowd increases in the next 35 minuted from the 12 that are already here.

Nice, should be easy entry 


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

He's currently getting powdered !

Wasnt hindered doing SaS

7 minutes ago, Lord Nev said:

 

Living up to the Demon moniker. From the pits of hell.

mmm, we appear to be fairly banged up and knocked around.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD !!! Looks like a Zomby homocidial  maniac !

Was this response actually meant for the Wayne Carey post Uncle?


So just about to board my flight back to Melbourne from Perth. I booked flights weeks ago thinking we won’t be playing this weekend. But things don’t always go as planned.

Incredibly nervous but won’t know result well after the game has finished.

Go get ‘em Dees. 

Edited by CYB

In my seat. 4 pints down, 2 cans in hand. Feeling a bit of a buzz. Here by myself, gonna make son [censored] noise! Feel like starting a chant with m? 

 
14 minutes ago, praha said:

i hope the crowd increases in the next 35 minuted from the 12 that are already here.

They have been trying to get into places to eat. People are still eating. The bars are absolutely chockers

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

What’s with the Dockers lighting around the G?

They're trying to reverse-psych some form into Dogga.


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