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VOTES: Rd 23 vs Brisbane

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6. Trac

5. Lever

4. Oliver

3. Kozzie

2. Rivers

1. Dogga

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    6.  Oliver  (and 3 Brownlow votes 👏🔥) 

    5. Lever 

    4. May

    3. Hunt

    2. Pickett

    1. Petty

    Loved Hibbo’s game.  His anticipation and run to negate Cameron was excellent.  And of course apologues to Trac, Gus, Gawn, Jackson, Fritta, Harmesy and Rivers (negated McCarthy).  Everyone played their role. 

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    6 - Lever

    5 - Tracc

    4 - Clarry

    3 - Kozzie

    2 - Jacko

    1 - Trent Rivers (welcome back Riv)

    no passengers tonight great exhilarating team performance.

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    An incredibly even team performance, so there will be plenty of unlucky players who miss out.  This is my crack at it:

    6.  Petracca

    5.  Lever

    4.  Oliver

    3.  Pickett

    2.  Jackson

    1.  Rivers

    Then, the next batch:  Hibberd, Brayshaw, Hunt, May, etc(a new recruit)

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    13 hours ago, gOLLy said:

    Doing it tuff from a bar in Ko Samui.

    Sparrow 

    Rivers

    Lever

    Oliver

    Hibbo

    Hunt

    Sparrow BOG !! I'd make sure that thai bar isn't serving ethanol 

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    Jackson

    Brayshaw

    Trac

    Kozzie

    Rivers

    Hunt

     

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    6 Clayton Oliver

    5 Jake Lever 

    4 Christian Petracca

    3 Kysaiah Pickett

    2 Angus Brayshaw

    1 Luke Jackson

    Honourable mentions;

    Max Gawn

    Ed Langdon

    Ben Brown

    Bayley Fritsch

    James Harmes

    Michael Hibberd

    Jayden Hunt

    Jake Bowey

    Luke Jackson

    Steven May

    Akex Neal-Bullen

    Harrison Petty

    Trent Rivers

    Tom Sparrow

    Jack Viney

    Adjudication;

    Home team somewhat favoured by interpretation leniency and on balance numerically.

    Broadcast;

    Some myopic confusion mainly on 7 about who were the antagonists?

    Opposition hyperbole watch;

    Zorko’s pantomime performance as the dastardly villain was overplayed, insensitive and absurd.

    Overall comment;

    Terrific team performance, opposition are roadkill rapidly disappearing in the rear vision mirror. Bring on September!!

     

    Edited by Tarax Club

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    Looks like Clarrie has the prestigious Demonland player of the year award tied up.

    Hopefully he will also take out The Brownlow as a secondary offering.

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    8 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

    Sparrow BOG !! I'd make sure that thai bar isn't serving ethanol 

    Methanol most likely - makes you blind 

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    Lever - Next Captain has come back from a slow season (from injuries and illness) to AA form. 

    Oliver - Charlie winning

    Petracca - looking Deadly

    Brayshaw - Great coaching to switch the Neale tag

    Pickett - Deadly and beautiful bumps

    Rivers - Kill the opposition when he collects the turnover.

    Hon Mentions: (sneaky hint everyone)

    Hibbo so good on Charlie

    Bowey Excellent game back, slotted in seamlessly in Salem’s role

    Viney Warrior

    May Found his game day headspace

    Hunt , I thought he was done, awesome late season rejuvenation  

    Fritsch lethal

    ANB Courage and Heart

    Jackson Getting better

    Gawn Captain

    Melks looks 26

    Spargo clever

    Sparrow is like Bam Bam from the Flintstones

    Harmes played his role, looked smooth and cal with ball

    Petty best 3rd defender in the league.

     

     

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    6. Oliver

    5. Pickett

    4. Petracca 

    3. Lever

    2. Brayshaw 

    1. Hunt

     

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    46 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

    Lever - Next Captain has come back from a slow season (from injuries and illness) to AA form. 

    Oliver - Charlie winning

    Petracca - looking Deadly

    Brayshaw - Great coaching to switch the Neale tag

    Pickett - Deadly and beautiful bumps

    Rivers - Kill the opposition when he collects the turnover.

    Hon Mentions: (sneaky hint everyone)

    Hibbo so good on Charlie

    Bowey Excellent game back, slotted in seamlessly in Salem’s role

    Viney Warrior

    May Found his game day headspace

    Hunt , I thought he was done, awesome late season rejuvenation  

    Fritsch lethal

    ANB Courage and Heart

    Jackson Getting better

    Gawn Captain

    Melks looks 26

    Spargo clever

    Sparrow is like Bam Bam from the Flintstones

    Harmes played his role, looked smooth and cal with ball

    Petty best 3rd defender in the league.

     

     

    Joeboy, not as positive 

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    1 hour ago, 640MD said:

    Joeboy, not as positive 

    Yeah I prefer my wine without the ‘h’

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    Clayton Oliver has cleared out to a massive lead over Christian Petracca. It’s almost unassailable.

    246. Clayton Oliver
    186. Christian Petracca
    149. Angus Brayshaw 
    128. Jack Viney
    105. Max Gawn
    82. Steven May
    71. Ed Langdon
    53. Kysaiah Pickett 
    52. James Jordon
    37. Jake Lever
    36. Luke Jackson 
    32. Bayley Fritsch
    31. Harry Petty 
    26. James Harmes 
    24. Michael Hibberd
    22. Jake Bowey Tom Sparrow
    18. Ben Brown 
    17. Jake Melksham 
    11. Alex Neal-Bullen
    8. Tom McDonald Sam Weideman
    5. Jayden Hunt Charlie Spargo
    4. Christian Salem
    3. Joel Smith
    1. Trent Rivers

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    22 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    6.  Oliver  (and 3 Brownlow votes 👏🔥) 

    5. Lever 

    4. May

    3. Hunt

    2. Pickett

    1. Petty

    Loved Hibbo’s game.  His anticipation and run to negate Cameron was excellent.  And of course apologues to Trac, Gus, Gawn, Jackson, Fritta, Harmesy and Rivers (negated McCarthy).  Everyone played their role. 

    Almost agree I had

    6 Clarry Choo Choo plus 3 Brownlow votes

    5 Hibbo

    4 Hunt

    3 Lever

    2 Rivers

    1 ANB 

    Apologies May, Fritta, Trac, Maxy, Picket

     

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