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VOTES: Rd 23 vs Brisbane

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6. Trac

5. Lever

4. Oliver

3. Kozzie

2. Rivers

1. Dogga

6.  Oliver  (and 3 Brownlow votes 👏🔥

5. Lever 

4. May

3. Hunt

2. Pickett

1. Petty

Loved Hibbo’s game.  His anticipation and run to negate Cameron was excellent.  And of course apologues to Trac, Gus, Gawn, Jackson, Fritta, Harmesy and Rivers (negated McCarthy).  Everyone played their role. 

 

6 - Lever

5 - Tracc

4 - Clarry

3 - Kozzie

2 - Jacko

1 - Trent Rivers (welcome back Riv)

no passengers tonight great exhilarating team performance.

An incredibly even team performance, so there will be plenty of unlucky players who miss out.  This is my crack at it:

6.  Petracca

5.  Lever

4.  Oliver

3.  Pickett

2.  Jackson

1.  Rivers

Then, the next batch:  Hibberd, Brayshaw, Hunt, May, etc(a new recruit)


13 hours ago, gOLLy said:

Doing it tuff from a bar in Ko Samui.

Sparrow 

Rivers

Lever

Oliver

Hibbo

Hunt

Sparrow BOG !! I'd make sure that thai bar isn't serving ethanol 

Jackson

Brayshaw

Trac

Kozzie

Rivers

Hunt

 

 

6 Clayton Oliver

5 Jake Lever 

4 Christian Petracca

3 Kysaiah Pickett

2 Angus Brayshaw

1 Luke Jackson

Honourable mentions;

Max Gawn

Ed Langdon

Ben Brown

Bayley Fritsch

James Harmes

Michael Hibberd

Jayden Hunt

Jake Bowey

Luke Jackson

Steven May

Akex Neal-Bullen

Harrison Petty

Trent Rivers

Tom Sparrow

Jack Viney

Adjudication;

Home team somewhat favoured by interpretation leniency and on balance numerically.

Broadcast;

Some myopic confusion mainly on 7 about who were the antagonists?

Opposition hyperbole watch;

Zorko’s pantomime performance as the dastardly villain was overplayed, insensitive and absurd.

Overall comment;

Terrific team performance, opposition are roadkill rapidly disappearing in the rear vision mirror. Bring on September!!

 

Edited by Tarax Club


Looks like Clarrie has the prestigious Demonland player of the year award tied up.

Hopefully he will also take out The Brownlow as a secondary offering.

8 hours ago, Bates Mate said:

Sparrow BOG !! I'd make sure that thai bar isn't serving ethanol 

Methanol most likely - makes you blind 

Lever - Next Captain has come back from a slow season (from injuries and illness) to AA form. 

Oliver - Charlie winning

Petracca - looking Deadly

Brayshaw - Great coaching to switch the Neale tag

Pickett - Deadly and beautiful bumps

Rivers - Kill the opposition when he collects the turnover.

Hon Mentions: (sneaky hint everyone)

Hibbo so good on Charlie

Bowey Excellent game back, slotted in seamlessly in Salem’s role

Viney Warrior

May Found his game day headspace

Hunt , I thought he was done, awesome late season rejuvenation  

Fritsch lethal

ANB Courage and Heart

Jackson Getting better

Gawn Captain

Melks looks 26

Spargo clever

Sparrow is like Bam Bam from the Flintstones

Harmes played his role, looked smooth and cal with ball

Petty best 3rd defender in the league.

 

 

6. Oliver

5. Pickett

4. Petracca 

3. Lever

2. Brayshaw 

1. Hunt

 


46 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

Lever - Next Captain has come back from a slow season (from injuries and illness) to AA form. 

Oliver - Charlie winning

Petracca - looking Deadly

Brayshaw - Great coaching to switch the Neale tag

Pickett - Deadly and beautiful bumps

Rivers - Kill the opposition when he collects the turnover.

Hon Mentions: (sneaky hint everyone)

Hibbo so good on Charlie

Bowey Excellent game back, slotted in seamlessly in Salem’s role

Viney Warrior

May Found his game day headspace

Hunt , I thought he was done, awesome late season rejuvenation  

Fritsch lethal

ANB Courage and Heart

Jackson Getting better

Gawn Captain

Melks looks 26

Spargo clever

Sparrow is like Bam Bam from the Flintstones

Harmes played his role, looked smooth and cal with ball

Petty best 3rd defender in the league.

 

 

Joeboy, not as positive 

1 hour ago, 640MD said:

Joeboy, not as positive 

Yeah I prefer my wine without the ‘h’

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Clayton Oliver has cleared out to a massive lead over Christian Petracca. It’s almost unassailable.

246. Clayton Oliver
186. Christian Petracca
149. Angus Brayshaw 
128. Jack Viney
105. Max Gawn
82. Steven May
71. Ed Langdon
53. Kysaiah Pickett 
52. James Jordon
37. Jake Lever
36. Luke Jackson 
32. Bayley Fritsch
31. Harry Petty 
26. James Harmes 
24. Michael Hibberd
22. Jake Bowey Tom Sparrow
18. Ben Brown 
17. Jake Melksham 
11. Alex Neal-Bullen
8. Tom McDonald Sam Weideman
5. Jayden Hunt Charlie Spargo
4. Christian Salem
3. Joel Smith
1. Trent Rivers

22 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

6.  Oliver  (and 3 Brownlow votes 👏🔥

5. Lever 

4. May

3. Hunt

2. Pickett

1. Petty

Loved Hibbo’s game.  His anticipation and run to negate Cameron was excellent.  And of course apologues to Trac, Gus, Gawn, Jackson, Fritta, Harmesy and Rivers (negated McCarthy).  Everyone played their role. 

Almost agree I had

6 Clarry Choo Choo plus 3 Brownlow votes

5 Hibbo

4 Hunt

3 Lever

2 Rivers

1 ANB 

Apologies May, Fritta, Trac, Maxy, Picket

 


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