If current players weren’t playing footy..

[Macca 15,327]

Stewart Dew - Hughes Menswear Salesman

Alistair Clarkson - Anger Management Consultant

Jeff Kennett - Hair Replacement Spruiker

Eddie McGuire - Storeman & Packer

Gil McLachlan - Pan-man

[Queanbeyan Demon 5,480]

• Our Daisy - Surfer’s Paradise meter maid
• Elliot – body painter
• Fritta - fragrance chemist
• Bailey Smith – personal shopper
• Himmelberg – software hacker
• Aliir Aliir – speech therapist
• Changkuoth Jiath – UN special envoy
• Viney - nuclear power reactor operator
• Josh P. Kennedy – sommelier
• Chol – music festival staffer
• Rohan – sales assistant at $2 shop
• Sam Frost – off Broadway, second assistant, stage manager
• Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages
• Special mention, Stuart Dew - New York City hot dog vendor
   

Edited August 13, 2022 by Queanbeyan Demon

[Dee Dee 1,015]

Tom McDonald: Batman

Jake Bowey: Robin

[WalkingCivilWar 27,226]

1 hour ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

• Gryan Miers – first assistant secretary, Dept. Births, Deaths and Marriages

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

[Mr Steve 3,819]

Luke Jackson - unsure if he should stay at Mcdonalds or take the money and move to Hungry Jacks.

[chook fowler 17,676]

Zac Jones - a consultant for Ashley & Martin

 

Edited August 13, 2022 by chook fowler

[Redbeard 496]

17 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I do like fruit picker for Tom Hawkins, I was also thinking cow milker. 

I reckon digging holes is all he'd be good at. I feel like footy smarts is the only smarts there is in that empty melon.

He'd still need someone to tell him when to stop digging too

[layzie 27,054]

20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

What would they be doing..? 

Ben King - Porn star
Zak Jones - Plumber
Joe Daniher - School janitor
Tex Walker - Garbageman
Max Gawn - Barista
Patrick Dangerfield - Lobbyist
Jaeger O’Meara - Abercrombie and Fitch model
Jake Stringer - Bottle shop attendant
Bailey Fritsch - Hair dresser
Tim Membrey - Red Bull salesman
Eric Hipwood - Lead singer of an 80’s glam rock cover band
Cam Rayner - Pool boy
Jack Ziebell - CrossFit instructor
Matt De Boer - Spray tanner
Jack Darling - Ice cream parlour assistant 

Geez ET, Cam Rayner coming over to "clean ze pool"? I just, yeah.. 

[chook fowler 17,676]

Selwood - CEO of LuvA Duck

[leave it to deever 13,089]

And milk swings a cat for a 2nd.

[Dee Zephyr 16,074]

Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

[layzie 27,054]

1 minute ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Jake Melksham -  Sniper 

As Kevin Sheedy once said: "Not all snipers were in Vietnam" 

[Roger Mellie 3,339]

Charlie Curnow - clown

Tom Hawkins - creepy clown

Gryan Miers - creepier clown

Tex Walker - creepiest clown

 

Edited August 14, 2022 by Roger Mellie
Typo

[The heart beats true 15,490]

Carlton Supporters - Simpsons Villagers

 

[layzie 27,054]

Tim English - Macguyver 

[Smokey 3,955]

Tex Walker - Queen cover band vocalist 

[Fanatique Demon 2,180]

Joeboy: Précis teacher

[Fanatique Demon 2,180]

On 8/13/2022 at 2:14 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Gryan Miers registering a couple’s newborn: “if I may, I think you may have made a spelling error. You’ve written Brendan instead of Grendan”

Brilliant!

[picket fence 13,384]

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

[WalkingCivilWar 27,226]

41 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Hibbo. Fred Flintstone

Bowser. Barney Rubble

Chocko. Mr. Slate

WCW.. Wilma Flintstone

Bitter But Twisted. Mr Gazoo

Daisy Pearce. Betty Rubble

 

I’ll take that! Thanksies PF 🙂

[layzie 27,054]

Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

[Deestroy All 14,248]

23 minutes ago, layzie said:

Sam Powell-Pepper - Diesel fuel sales rep

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

[layzie 27,054]

20 minutes ago, Deestroy All said:

East LA gang leader.

 

Cam Guthrie - couch surfer, reeks of other people's weed.

Joe Daniher - suspect in multiple serial killer investigations, always let go because he's too dumb.

Mitch Brown - dirty cop.

Kozzy - James Brown impersonator.

Tex - replacing Eric Bana in Chopper 2: Hepatitis Boogaloo.

BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

Haha, finished strongly there!

[In Harmes Way 7,104]

Stewart Dew - Myers Santa

Jake Bowey - Christmas elf

[La Dee-vina Comedia 15,929]

I believe there's a Canberra version of this which asks what would Scott Morrison be if he wasn't Prime Minister? Every day there's a new job added, such as Minister for Health, Minister for Home Affairs, etc.