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Patrick Cripps FREE to play

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In these situations I usually bet on the player getting off, and I still reckon he'll get off. He has too many votes this season to allow an asterisk on Brownlow night.

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    Oh, and purely on the less cynical merits of the offence itself, I reckon there's wiggle room for his people to win the case.

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    What a farce

    hopefully the appeals run out by Saturday!

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    14 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    How’s the latest throw at the stumps going?

    who knows. it's only been 2 hours so far

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

    This has to be the longest appeal process ever. 

    Probably consulting the Privy council or the House of Lords

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    i wonder how long this objection took to cover "In a different era that would not have resulted in a report."   lol

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    Clubs should cop an extra week for wasting everyone’s time if not successful.

    There should be a disincentive and risk to appeal a tribunal call if it’s just a matter of trying to get your best player to play on the Saturday.

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    2 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    I went to the AFLs Twitter (link in that tweet) and there is nada - no blog via twitter

     

    anyone got a link?

    Just go to the AFL site but there is still not much going up.

     

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    An hour!  Bloomin' hell!

    That's longer than it takes to read one of my longer-type posts!

     

    Forget tl_dr, more like tl_dl

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    Siri - give me the definition of an elbow to the head when the player has his back turned

    Siri - cheap shot, knocked the bloke out

    case closed

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    If he gets off it's going to set a very big precedent

    The ball would only have to be in the vicinity and then it could be carte blanche

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    With CarlScum demanding compo for Jones I guess they are seeking compo and damages from the MRO and tribunal for besmirching Cripps’ reputation.  

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    Like all good lawyers, he’s paid by the sentence

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    26 minutes ago, Macca said:

    An hour!  Bloomin' hell!

    That's longer than it takes to read one of my longer-type posts!

     

    Forget tl_dr, more like tl_dl

    Too long, didn’t live?

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