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31 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Carlton will be without Cripps, travelling back from interstate, 2 days less rest. Also missing Kennedy, Hewitt, Newman etc

if we don't hammer them we don't deserve finals, let alone top 4

 

You don't think the totally out of depth biases inept Christian won't find some way to get Criupps off?

3 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Why aren't the Bears players allowed to own a dog?

 

Because they can't hold a lead...

 

I'll see myself out

Shamefully one could say exactly the same for Demons.


OMG - even if we were to lead Carlton by 8 goals at ¾ time next week they will have belief in (a) their ability to come back and (b) our proven inability to defend any sort of lead.

Somebody on here posted earlier "I hope the Dees are watching" Well I hope they are now because this is why you never take the foot off the pedal. 

 

God how I hate Rhys Mathieson 

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

OMG - even if we were to lead Carlton by 8 goals at ¾ time next week they will have belief in (a) their ability to come back and (b) our proven inability to defend any sort of lead.

Good test for us to play the 3rd and 4th quarters well.


Channel 7 news going with ‘Carlton’s captain facing a season ending suspension’.

The AFL have already decided. He’s gone.

2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Channel 7 news going with ‘Carlton’s captain facing a season ending suspension’.

The AFL have already decided. He’s gone.

We shall see.

18 minutes ago, monoccular said:

OMG - even if we were to lead Carlton by 8 goals at ¾ time next week they will have belief in (a) their ability to come back and (b) our proven inability to defend any sort of lead.

The last quarter had NFL pre season game intensity.

Edited by Clintosaurus

Josh Kennedy’s all class. His last game of a 17-year career and he’s kicked six goals to 3/4 time. What a legend. 
 

edit: eight goals now. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

Looks really bad for Cripps. No intention of contesting the ball. Has to get minimum 2 weeks for that.   May would get 4 .


The 6/6/6 rule is finally starting to make a huge impact in games this year. Centre breaks are crucial in the current game.

Just now, The heart beats true said:

The 6/6/6 rule is finally starting to make a huge impact in games this year. Centre breaks are crucial in the current game.

The last 90 secs of 3rd q of gf last year was the proof

5 minutes ago, layzie said:

These footy results don't look too good.

We win our 2 games and Pies beat Swans, then we play Pies at G in a QF. ( Third time lucky? )

That will do me.

Cripps should get minimum two weeks. Wasn’t a marking contest, he chose to leap and then bump head high, and he didn’t extend his arm to try and spoil the ball.
Ah Chee was concussed and will miss two weeks now under concussion protocols.

Should be 3-4 weeks, but will get two. Anything less and it’s blatant corruption from the AFL trying to protect a star player from a team they want in finals.


40 minutes ago, monoccular said:

You don't think the totally out of depth biases inept Christian won't find some way to get Criupps off?

No I’m not a conspiracy theorist. Head hit. Subbed off = gone

47 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Why aren't the Bears players allowed to own a dog?

 

Because they can't hold a lead...

 

I'll see myself out

Could make the same joke about us unfortunately

I actually don’t mind this Adam Papalia guy commentating, Derm not so much. 

 

Cripps has been looking at Maynard's playbook.


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