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Welcome to Demonland: Country Road

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Grabbed a merino knit for work, 20% is good!

 

Is this one of those places that roll their eyes when you say you have a 40” waist?

”I’ll check out the back sir”

 
40 minutes ago, Satan said:

 

Great song. Really strange cultural appropriation by Brisbane to play this at their games... Battle song for the WVU mountaineers and true americana so  let them have it,  got nothing to do with kangaroo pt and woolloongabba

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Is this one of those places that roll their eyes when you say you have a 40” waist?

”I’ll check out the back sir”

That right there is why my "book two seats on an aeroplane" gut needs a bespoke tailor.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just assumed that all Demonlanders used a bespoke tailor - as I do!

What, you can’t buy 5XL red and blue kaftans off the rack? 
Surely your matching red and blue crocs aren’t custom made?

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Country Road !!

FMD - I thought they went into receivership or out of business years ago!

Very much alive and well! Warehouse is in Truganina, supplied their office furniture 😁

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What, you can’t buy 5XL red and blue kaftans off the rack? 
Surely your matching red and blue crocs aren’t custom made?

I hope you don't consider this patronising  WCW but we of The Manor born , as it were, do not buy off the rack, even if it is possible.

 

5 minutes ago, layzie said:

Very much alive and well! Warehouse is in Truganina, supplied their office furniture 😁

Says it all really.

 

If we play that bloody song after goals I'll challenge the board


1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Bugger..

Was hoping for Wu-Tang brand personally. 

I heard they are going to sponsor the under 18’s - because Wu-Tang is for the children.

4 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

If we play that bloody song after goals I'll challenge the board

Chill, mon.  Maybe they'll play Toots and the Maytals version.

 

 

Who cares if this further fuels the stereotype? Double down on it I say. Time to load me up on some sweet, sweet knits. 

8 hours ago, RickyJ45 said:

Great song. Really strange cultural appropriation by Brisbane to play this at their games... Battle song for the WVU mountaineers and true americana so  let them have it,  got nothing to do with kangaroo pt and woolloongabba

It's obviously a favourite of Charlie Cameron's in case you have missed the song in celebration after a Charlie goal. 

Is Henry Bucks still going? (I assume the MCC would have that tied up)


11 hours ago, The heart beats true said:

I heard they are going to sponsor the under 18’s - because Wu-Tang is for the children.

the simpsons helen GIF

15 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I buy around 81% of my clothes from CR so pretty happy with this. 

If your avatar is any indication of your wardrobe preferences it seems you are more a beard guy than clothes guy 😃

$150 for a shirt?

must be taking the pizz

17 minutes ago, DubDee said:

$150 for a shirt?

must be taking the pizz

I know, and that's before they take the discount off.

Well I have to admit I don’t own  one item of CR. 
70% of my clothing I buy at DFO. Usually get brand names at a larger discounts than 20%.
For perhaps some strange unknown reason I have always thought of CR as woman’s clothing.

Don't even know if they have shops at DFO.

l will have to look on my next visit I might have missed some good clobber! 

Edited by old dee


1 hour ago, DubDee said:

$150 for a shirt?

must be taking the pizz

And probably made in Bangladesh 😃

MFC again leading the way with another "Welcome to Country"

😁

19 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Must admit I thought the same... 

This one is owned by Woolworth's it seems

Woolworths of South Africa who also own David Jones.

 
19 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Definitely not. A massively strong brand owned by a South African company now that also owns Witchery, Mimco and a few other brands. 
 

This is a great partnership for all the MCC high brow fans of Melbourne and also for those of us who enjoy 20% off… If you don’t own their towels you’re missing out 😂

Manchester - if that's the right word - is not my thing. I was vaguely conscious of new towels appearing in our house several months ago and that they were of particularly high quality. After reading your post, I noticed for the first time they are from Country Road. Naturally, I have now complimented my wife on her exquisite taste in towels and informed of the 20% discount on future such purchases. Thx for your post! 

20 hours ago, Demonland said:

Another good coup by Pert & Co.

 

Jack Viney in CR be like...278335662_ScreenShot2022-08-03at2_38_48pm.png.e7479dcb2933420b02bdee5e4e0d542b.png


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