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NON-MFC: Round 9, 2022

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Tomahawk as a kid kicked 5 against us one day. Bomber took him off “to protect” him or something 

 

Enjoy our time in the sun

 
5 minutes ago, dieter said:

They'll be on Wikepedia, I assume...


I’m a fan of Wiedemann but this isn’t good. Have to factor in that Geelong we’re amazing during Hawkins time and we’ve only come good in the last two really, plus Hawkins is an awesome player so comparing isn’t really that fair but:

Weidemanns first 6 seasons

49 games

48 goals

Hawkins first 6 seasons:

101 games

169 games

 

I think this has changed my opinion on Weidemann. I’m shocked he wasn’t a goal a game in his first 6 seasons. This was supposed to be the period when Hawkins wasn’t doing that well which I also thought he started slowly from what commentators at the time were saying. 
 

Hawkins early years are pretty bloody good.

10 minutes ago, radar said:

Tomahawk as a kid kicked 5 against us one day. Bomber took him off “to protect” him or something 

 

Enjoy our time in the sun

Reckon that was 4 in his 1st game.
Against us.

 
1 hour ago, Chook said:

This is terrible I know, but every time Tom Hawkins is in a marking contest, I silently hope for an injury.

And you often get one! To his opponents.


58 minutes ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

The cliff is coming for them. 

Look out Cats, here I come!

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Watching Essendon getting flogged is always enjoyable, please don’t stop Sydney. 

 

4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He’s a working with a pretty awful list to be fair.

Pretty surprising for a premiership side.

I've always thought Daniel Rich looks like he was recruited from some backwater town deep in the Appalachians. 

Are we starting to see the Burgess effect at Adelaide?

1 minute ago, Thehardtackler said:

Are we starting to see the Burgess effect at Adelaide?

I do wonder. Might be next year before they really kick but will be interesting to see if the crows run it out well against the lions.

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Shocking umpiring against Crom there.

On 5/13/2022 at 3:26 PM, Fork 'em said:

And watching Melbourne relentlessly grind the opposition into dust doesn't make for the most entertaining boa constrictor lol GIF by Justin Gammon

The full Monty!

 

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Python anybody?

Just now, Demonland said:

Umpires have killed this game. 

Another gift to Brisbane


Channel 7 Commentary is so biased towards Sydney, it really is nauseating. 
I know they are playing Essendrug, but it is beyond a joke

 
1 hour ago, ANG13 said:

Watching Essendon getting flogged is always enjoyable, please don’t stop Sydney. 

Agree stuff em  cheating Sebastian’s

Big collision and hope the bloke is ok, but fascinating seeing the crowd's reaction in the background

Bald bloke in front doesn't blink an eye. And reckon the bloke circled is the Carlton fan that Oliver sledged a few years back, but grew a beard and moved to Sydney 

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