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Barrass ย late out for WC. The Jackson tank is in full swing.

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44 minutes ago, binman said:

West Coast are a rabble who will want to finish bottom of the ladder to finally get a number one draft pick (have they ever had one?).ย 

Not for a long time, binny.

Drew Banfield in 1992 and Michael Gardiner in 1996 are their only number one draft picks.

8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I also wondered about that DZ. Do you know what the story with him is?

I have no idea ย โ€˜Uncleโ€™, ย surprised to see him as the sub, maybe a fitness issue? Seems the Eagles have been hit carder with covid than freo, perhaps theyโ€™ve struggled to get a full squad training together since Jan.ย 

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Iโ€™m not sure but I think this is the first time thereโ€™s been three Riolis in the same match.ย 
I wish BT would let us know. ๐Ÿ™„

Optus Stadium is half empty. What a bunch of fair weather glory hunters their supporter base is. Not something we could ever be accused of thankfully. Win or lose we don't turn up.ย 

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Seems you can indicate to the ump a ball was touched without penalty but not that it hit the groundย 

I'm just going to say it. How on earth did this get Friday Night status!


34 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Barrass ย late out for WC. The Jackson tank is in full swing.

I hope Dogga is watching. Itโ€™s enough to make him sign on for us for another 10 years.

6 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

meth coke just seem to be lacking any intensity this season

The Drugs have finally worn off

Surely Simpson wants to forfeitย 

Meth Coke would get beaten by some Amateur Clubs tonight. This is a Disgrace for Friday Night. Floating Fixture My A..

Sydney v Brisvegas Sunday 4.10

Pathetic Overpaid Bloated AFL Executives


What a pale, lifeless, lethargic game of footy. WCE are trotting around and the Tiges are winning 90% of one-on-one contests without much effort.ย 

Wonder how many of the WC crowd will have jumped ship to their newly adopted second team come round 9.ย 


The Telstra ad that starts with footage of Jack Viney as the siren sounds and we win the Premiership is the greatest commercial ever made. I absolutely loathe Telstra, but I love seeing that.

Also, tonightโ€™s game is garbage, so itโ€™s nice to see what a real footballer looks like.

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I think the tigers are the worst side we have played all year but look what they are doing to west coast. Pathetic performance.

1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Parish should have gone too.

Its laughable that there was this equivalence being made to Oliver as there were pick 4 and 5. Thereโ€™s a reason Mahoney got to that pick.

Didnt want to get stuck with Darcyโ€ฆ

Agree.

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Great thing is, Parish was your typical Melbourne selection, thankfully our club has changed and we picked Oliver


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