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2 hours ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Looks like Collingwood have thrown down the challenge to Carlton to be March premiers. The juggernauts that they are. 

Mad as March hares! So the round 11 clash late May decides it. Who plays the Mad Hatter? A resurrected Eddie noWhere or do they go to Melbourne General Cemetery and exhume Pig Iron Bob? Toss of a coin decides it.alice in wonderland GIF by Disney

Edited by Tarax Club
Premiers!!! no way scoffs Alice

 

Granted - this post should appear elsewhere. I'm just not sure where.

Now, I am a simple person on so many levels... and I've just turned on Garry Lyon asking a question about whether Essendon will tag Lachie Neale (mid way through the 4th). Now... I recall last week  - Nathan Buckley talking about how teams want their system to work, and how by tagging it takes a person out of the system. Old mate @Axis of Bob does a great summary of this.  Matter of fact the game really hasn't tagged in the last 5-7 years.

Why the [censored] do commentators keep discussing things that were relevant 10 years ago, when they could be disecting things and informing the public of the current status quo. Cause I am assuming Garry is not as simple as me... I am presuming that part of the commentary contract is to not discuss each teams *ugh, vomit*...'IP' during a match

I just want to know, was Garry being sardonic?

Edited by Engorged Onion

Brisbane not fantastic but with enough nous to keep Essendon at arms reach so far. 


 

Unless something dramatic happens in the next few minutes, 3 of the 4 games this week will have been lost by the team with more scoring shots. Bad kicking is bad footy...


19 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Port Adelaide have really killed INXS haven’t they

I don't mind it. Remember we had a bugular which was embarrassing but so Melbourne

33 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I don't mind it. Remember we had a bugular which was embarrassing but so Melbourne

must prefer that to a canned singalong by a band from wa at adelaide oval

as least make the mark of cain the act of choice to do karaoke with


What TF is happening at the Adelaide oval???

port winning most stats just [censored] the bed??

Switched over to Hawthorn Port game and I'm in disbelief with the result. I had Hawthorn tipped as a bottom 2 club this year.

Port and dogs are done

guess it’s Lion, Swans and us for the flag

1 minute ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Switched over to Hawthorn Port game and I'm in disbelief with the result. I had Hawthorn tipped as a bottom 2 club this year.

I mean they beat Norf last week so I’m not counting that but what in the world is happening to Port? 
I have never rated them but come on this is bad. 


Gold Coast might make the finals! Port could still warm up later in the year, they have some great players!

I am confused who can run with us this season. Dare I say it, could be the Pies!

I’m sure the Hawks bubble will burst at some point but god I hate seeing them win.

Syd, BL, Mel with Carl rounding out the top 4. Maybe GWS…

Good to see a couple new teams.

 

The schedulers have set up a ripper Sunday, tomorrow, haven't they?

NM v WCE

Toiges v GW$

Free v Saints

🤔🤮

13 minutes ago, monoccular said:

The schedulers have set up a ripper Sunday, tomorrow, haven't they?

NM v WCE

Toiges v GW$

Free v Saints

🤔🤮

Wow - a 2019 GF rematch!


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