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2 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Try again.

This is your opinion and you have every right to post it? Absolutely.Ā 

Posting it serves a purpose and is therefore necessary? Absolutely not.Ā 


I’m soooo not having a go at you. (I was gonna let it go through to the keeper but the middle of the bat was too tempting.) Sadly, exercising tact is fast becoming a lost art form. Had I posted such, I’d appreciate having it politely pointed out.Ā 

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Trying so hard to not appear inflammatory

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How funny we are getting the good timeslots & hawthorn are in the 1:10 slot.Ā 

Although I never minded that timeslot. You got home earlier & could grab lunch beforehand

On 3/17/2022 at 3:57 PM, Diamond_Jim said:

In a round concocted by the AFL to give every team a reasonable chance of winning it's interesting that Carlton v Richmond is the only "pure" match and even that could be described as close.

Anyone who picks 9 this weekend certainly has my respect:

Richmond

Collingwood

Geelong

Swans

Lions

Hawks

Adelaide

Eagles

Would eight earn respect, as well?

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Eagles are discovering how irksome is the 'graveyard' time slot:Ā 

ā€œOne of the things that drives us mad is these late games on a Sunday,ā€ he said. ā€œIt’s not just our country members... I’ve got a lot of mates who are in the bush and telling us ā€˜We just can’t get to the game’. I hate that. ā€œIt’s not the right thing to do, given there would be people in Melbourne who don’t realise how vast out State is and how far people have to drive or fly to get here.Ā  Only complicating matters is the fact that Monday is a school day, which Nisbett added makes it ā€œextremely difficult for familiesā€ to make the trip for Eagles games".

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My heart bleeds.Ā  Not.


2 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Eagles are discovering how irksome is the 'graveyard' time slot:Ā 

ā€œOne of the things that drives us mad is these late games on a Sunday,ā€ he said. ā€œIt’s not just our country members... I’ve got a lot of mates who are in the bush and telling us ā€˜We just can’t get to the game’. I hate that. ā€œIt’s not the right thing to do, given there would be people in Melbourne who don’t realise how vast out State is and how far people have to drive or fly to get here.Ā  Only complicating matters is the fact that Monday is a school day, which Nisbett added makes it ā€œextremely difficult for familiesā€ to make the trip for Eagles games".

fixtures-draw-west-coast-eagles

My heart bleeds.Ā  Not.

Oooohhhh how does go and get fffkkkkkdddd sound you massive bellend!

10 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Eagles are discovering how irksome is the 'graveyard' time slot:Ā 

ā€œOne of the things that drives us mad is these late games on a Sunday,ā€ he said. ā€œIt’s not just our country members... I’ve got a lot of mates who are in the bush and telling us ā€˜We just can’t get to the game’. I hate that. ā€œIt’s not the right thing to do, given there would be people in Melbourne who don’t realise how vast out State is and how far people have to drive or fly to get here.Ā  Only complicating matters is the fact that Monday is a school day, which Nisbett added makes it ā€œextremely difficult for familiesā€ to make the trip for Eagles games".

You’re gonna lose anyway you muppet. Save your fans the trip in and just concede the game.

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I thought a bigger deal would’ve been made of Horne-Francis’s first goal. Like, more players getting around him.Ā 


4 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

You’re gonna lose anyway you muppet. Save your fans the trip in and just concede the game.

They are just diverting, they know their spineless fickle supporters don’t come when they are crap so trying to blame the crowds they will get on AFL

Horne-Francis and Ward look comfortable at the level already. The circle jerk over Horne-Francis by the commentators is a bit over the top though.

32 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

Poos & Wees v Norf ... terrible standard. Like a country football match.

Not wrong.Ā 
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You’d think it was blowing a gale and pouring down rain!

2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Not wrong.Ā 
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You’d think it was blowing a gale and pouring down rain!

so hard to watch, even with fox commentary turned off


Gee Jayden Stephenson is a liability.

I have actually found the game entertaining but these two teams are bottom 4 for sure. Sullied by the incredibly poor skill level and Hawthorn winning.

Hawks will finish the round top 4 possibly… isn’t that a laugh šŸ˜‚Ā 


Strange to have the wooden spoon decider Ā in round 1.

I learnt 1 thing from this arvos match. Will have to watch the umpires when we play Hawthorn. If I barracked for North then I would be fuming.

6 minutes ago, dl4e said:

I learnt 1 thing from this arvos match. Will have to watch the umpires when we play Hawthorn. If I barracked for North then I would be fuming.

technicolour larvae

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If these 2 teams win more than 10 games between them this season I would be shocked.

17 minutes ago, John Crow Batty said:

Strange to have the wooden spoon decider Ā in round 1.

One of my pre season punts was on Norf to have the least wins in the comp.


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