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3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

44pts i think is the game plan...

Its also part of the afl plan to build up blues to get a big crowd and huge expectations.

Tiges then thump them as usualย 

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Petracca with no left foot whatsoever.ย 

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Poor by Baker, ย very poor going one handed to pick up the ball in a dangerous spot.

Carlton fans will be up and about for a couple of weeks till dusty gets a hold of themย 


The amount of jogging we're doing in this game defensively tells me everything I need to know.

Also, Brayshaw in the backline means no Brayshaw on the wing, which means we're so much worse defensively. Brayshaw's defensive efforts are so key to what this team does.

This is a sheiit performance I hope Goody absolutely rips in at half time

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Lol Carlton celebrating like they kicked a goal in September...ย 

Baker, Hunt, Smith and Tomlinson are all pox.

Depth players at best and not willing to man up. Their smalls and mid talls are killing us.


I honestly like this. We need a kick up the arrse. Carlton will be pumped up. Question marks on us. ย Much better way to enter the seasonย 

Imagine paying to watch this dross

I wish these โ€œGlorifiedโ€ games didnโ€™t exist.ย 
Round 1 should be the first opponent of the yearย 

Neither Kossy or Trac competed for the ball in the air, clearly saying to themselves "No way I'm risking getting injured in a practice match."ย We get the goal anyway.

As much as I'd love to win every game till the end of time, we're clearly taking this game very lightly. I hope there's no bad habits creeping in though.

Can kayo just get rid of Lyon and Dunstall calling have to turn sound off.

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I'm trying to decide whether to slit my wrists now or wait to see what happens in the second half. I think i'll wait

The dropped marks have been a big issue, along with us not looking interested at all.

Kosi, Hunt need to lift.

I reckon Smith has defended pretty well


We play so direct it really exposes the backline if the forwards and mids arenโ€™t on. ย If this was a real game Iโ€™d hope the message from Goody would be tempo and spread. Bomb bomb bomb is such bad footyย 

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3 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I reckon Smith has defended pretty well

I don't. Smith is very low on my list.


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