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20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Great minds SWYL !!!

I've been resisting the temptation to go out and buy a packet of darts all morning!!!

All this talk of darts has inspired me.  Off to the shop I go.

 
15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

I thought it was odd not to replace Parfait with another like for like midfielder.

The question is, who comes out to replace Narkle. Is it a tall due to injury, or will they just make a change with the sub?

Extra big-bodied(sort of , but still tiny compared to Oliver)) midfielder maybe. 18 game career, and 1 game this year so far?????

44 minutes ago, danielE288 said:

 

Thanks appreciate it! Hopefully I will be coaching the blues in 2021 😂

Don’t wait for Cain Liddell to call you back mate… 

 

Mowing and whipper snippering done

Rewatching the QF v Lions and playing lego with my 6 yo eldest son a mad Trac fan

 

7 minutes ago, forever demons said:

How much can you drink after a covid jab

All of it. Except at even moderate levels I was off my trolley for two days, and then the fever and shivers hit. Prior to that I was floating somewhere between MDMA and weed and revelling in the free drugs, with only the occasional alcohol top-up. I now understand that my reaction was somewhat rare, but not unprecedented.  


9 minutes ago, Skuit said:

Prior to that I was floating somewhere between MDMA and weed and revelling in the free drugs, with only the occasional alcohol top-up. I now understand that my reaction was somewhat rare, but not unprecedented.  

Damn. Double dosed AZ and none of that.

Might have to give Pfizer a go.

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37 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Am I the only one that's been sitting at my desk all day but have done absolutely nothing? 

I've managed to Photoshop (using 'multiply' layer blending mode) a red V over my work profile shot - it's now 2.10pm. The institution will greatly benefit from this.

Some random on Twitter saying Henderson out , Higgins in . 

Leave them short down back if true

 

Scott is a bit like 'the boy who cried, wolf'.  He has a late change for nearly every game so it surprises no-one when he pulls that trick.  It is a silly game he plays.

I still think there he will make a late change announced just before final teams are confirmed: about 6pm today.  

 

@Demonland Andy if we win tonight can you please repost that ‘royal rumble’ meme you did in the 2018 finals series and update it for this year?

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If adding Narkle in late to the emergencies is a tactic of Scott's its a strange one. If he was fit or even close to you would think he would already have been in there.

Unless they have more late outs you would think this means Narkle will be the medi sub.

Interesting...

49 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Am I the only one that's been sitting at my desk all day but have done absolutely nothing? 

Same here.

Fox have been playing previous contests between Melbourne and Geelong starting from a while back until now. I've been sucked in to watching them all.

My main take was a reminder just how much Selwood CAN step up in big games.

35 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Mowing and whipper snippering done

Rewatching the QF v Lions and playing lego with my 6 yo eldest son a mad Trac fan

 

I find playing Lego with the kids quite calming. Maybe I should do that for a couple of hours.

58 minutes ago, Smokey said:

Am I the only one that's been sitting at my desk all day but have done absolutely nothing? 

Nope

Bored Cookie Monster GIF


14 hours ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Barrel of nerves here, win this and we will win next week, but while confident, not overly!

If it helps, over here in Adelaide, not one person at golf this morning wishes any form of goodwill or tolerance towards Geelong in this PF. All are scathing about the run that the Cats have received onfield across several years - but in particular, this year as a few capable teams (unexpected to most at the start of the season) have played far better football than Geelong and still lost by 'aided' margins.

I have not seen such team resentment for years except for one occasion when the Dees played The Filth  at the 'G, sitting within the Members stand.

I think even the 'honest' media have all abandoned the Cats in this match, as well.

Carna Dees! Punish the *XYZ##$!** and remember, wiping the bum is the same as cleaning up the Cats.

 

 

1 hour ago, GCDee said:

What's the use of naming emergencies if they can be replaced less than 24 hours after being named? 

Geelong gave medi subbed a potential medi sub.

Simpson has concussion..strange tgey didn't know that at selection.

4 minutes ago, WA Demon Boy said:

Hendrson out would be a huge loss 

Would mean Tuohy would have to play on a man lol 

 

or Jake Kolodjashnij on a tall

God I hope we destroy them


 


18 minutes ago, Young Blood said:

If adding Narkle in late to the emergencies is a tactic of Scott's its a strange one. If he was fit or even close to you would think he would already have been in there.

Unless they have more late outs you would think this means Narkle will be the medi sub.

Interesting...

Just another target for us to refer to their medics....

2 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

remember, wiping the bum is the same as cleaning up the Cats.

Do I need to pay royalties to use this in future?

A fine cool day today in Perth. Some light scattered showers expected in the evening with light winds. Should be mostly clear though. 

 
2 minutes ago, Grr-owl said:

Do I need to pay royalties to use this in future?

Feel free to utilise the idea at will, no charge, of course. It is something that needs widespread exposure.

2 hours ago, DeezNuts said:

team america vomit GIF
 

my anxiety

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This is the best GIF ever.


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