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10 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

My MFCSS tells me I won’t live to hear the final siren sound…

No doubt I would die of a heart attack moments before Oliver kicks the winning behind. 

 

Already thinking about sponsoring a player next year, might get me over the line.


Paint the dog.

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10 hours ago, In Harmes Way said:

Last week I saw a bloke in Ivanhoe on Channel 7 news had painted a mural on his house of Gawny, Kossie and Trac. His daughter put him up to it (are you on DL????). It was magnificent.

My wife told me not to get any ideas, but I could totally see my house painted in red and blue (they are my two favourite colours after all)

Was it Ivan of Coodabeens call-in fame? 
 

I’d offer to paint a team portrait, ideally mural size (yes, I’m serious) prints of which all you on here would have to pay for, but at Demonland mates rates, of course. 😎

Edited by Webber

 

We're tempting fate (and Norm Smith) just talking about it 😀

Change nothing. What I'm doing is obviously working.

Got kicked out of egocentrics anonymous.


10 hours ago, Jaded said:

No doubt I would die of a heart attack moments before Oliver kicks the winning behind. 

 

Not the winning goal? Oh wait, you did say Oliver. 😬 

Regardless of the result - probably cry

17 hours ago, Ethan Trembley said:

I’d get a Demonland tattoo.

A tattoo of the Demonland logo?

Or the contents of an emblematic post or thread? I say go full freakshow, and try to get as much of the 'Is Goodwin the right guy...' thread tattooed on there. 😉

3 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

A tattoo of the Demonland logo?

Or the contents of an emblematic post or thread? I say go full freakshow, and try to get as much of the 'Is Goodwin the right guy...' thread tattooed on there. 😉

Sounds a bit John Doe from Se7en! 😳

4 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

A tattoo of the Demonland logo?

Or the contents of an emblematic post or thread? I say go full freakshow, and try to get as much of the 'Is Goodwin the right guy...' thread tattooed on there. 😉

 No single human body has enough skin for that, Col. 


9 minutes ago, Webber said:

Sounds a bit John Doe from Se7en! 😳

Reading through that entire thread may make one as psychotic as him!

I could see myself paying a little more attention to the endless advertising of the Demon Shop, perhaps to buy one or two items to utilise at a game when the crowds of spectators are permitted to enter the 'G again. 

Going to get my own piece of memorabilia made. It wouldn’t basically be along the lines off a team photo holding the cup in the middle (maybe A4 size) surrounded by a series of smaller photos of action shots throughout the game. Then have my 17 years of membership cards forming a border. Hopefully get it signed and then framed up. 

I haven't had a drink for years but, if we win the flag, I'll probably have two beers and be so drunk I'll stand outside @jnrmac's house with a megaphone and serenade him all night with "A Grand Old Flag" interspersed with  bursts of "Kumbaya".

1 minute ago, Demonstone said:

I haven't had a drink for years but, if we win the flag, I'll probably have two beers and be so drunk I'll stand outside @jnrmac's house with a megaphone and serenade him all night with "A Grand Old Flag" interspersed with  bursts of "Kumbaya".

Note to @jnrmac: Be careful what you wish for! 


Yep  probably buy every piece of merch i can get my hands on and personally apologize to every player Ive knocked on this site.

 

Edited by leave it to deever

If we’ve got it sown up with 15 minutes to go I’ll open a bottle of whiskey and possibly drink more in those 15 minutes than in my 43 years on the planet to this point. I’d probably let out the biggest blood curdling roar on the siren that will terrify my kids and the neighbours, then I’d ring my old man and have a good cry 😳 After I recover from that and watch the boys collect their medals, I’ll reflect on Flower, Stynes, Lyon and all the other greats and what it means to all our supporters who have been through absolute [censored] for 50+ years. I’ll then watch the reply  and pot a few people on Bigfooty (won’t be able to help it) until I pass out at about 5am. Pretty measured response I reckon!

 
On 8/16/2021 at 9:53 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

This would be a cool Tatt

This Demon was found in Twisties Packets in the 60’s. So the card was always yellow, but he has always been a favourite Demon

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Cheezus that is a magnificent pic which in turn would look great as a tattoo! You have convinced me!🤩

Cry


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