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6 Mitchell 

5 Phillips 

4 Shiels

3 Omeara

2 Worpel

1 Salem

honestly we had a lot of passengers tonight.  Perhaps Lever could have got votes. 
Trac and Oliver and Viney get the footy and do nothing with it 

  • Demonland changed the title to VOTES: Rd 18 vs Hawthorn
 

Hunt

Petty

Bullen

Spargo

Lever

Heartbroken 

All blue collars

Edited by gOLLy


6 Salem

5 Spargo

4 Oliver

3 Petty

2 Lever

1 Viney

In defence of Clarry and Jack, at least they got the ball.

 

6 Fumbling

5 Trying to avoid the first tackler and getting pinged

4 the V8 running on 5 cylinders

3 Spargo

2 Fritsch

1 Petty

 

Give them all to Sam Frost. He’s the main reason we didn’t walk away a complete laughing stock. Good to see that trade paying dividends.

 

6 Oliver

5 Fritsch

4 Spargo

3 Petty

2 Pickett

1 Brayshaw

 

Apologies: VDB, Salem, Viney, Lever

 

1 minute ago, Radar Detector said:

Give them all to Sam Frost. He’s the main reason we didn’t walk away a complete laughing stock. Good to see that trade paying dividends.

He tried to get the Dees up 


19 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

6 Mitchell 

5 Phillips 

4 Shiels

3 Omeara

2 Worpel

1 Salem

honestly we had a lot of passengers tonight.  Perhaps Lever could have got votes. 
Trac and Oliver and Viney get the footy and do nothing with it 

Yep, and good to note that they simply played better than us. 

Spargo ??? 11 possessions.  Beaten by Burgoyne. Then was shifted as Anb went to negate Burgoyne   

Cannot kick 35 metres. See last quarter.

Missed easy goal in the run in second quarter.  

Had a few tackles but let alot go and couldn’t hold footy inside forward 50. 

Just just did enough to maybe hold his spot. 

What a crap on a stick these votes are going to be..

6. Oliver

5. Petracca

4. Salem

3. Lever

2. Petty

1. Jordan

 

Get bent 

4 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Spargo ??? 11 possessions.  Beaten by Burgoyne. Then was shifted as Anb went to negate Burgoyne   

Cannot kick 35 metres. See last quarter.

Missed easy goal in the run in second quarter.  

Had a few tackles but let alot go and couldn’t hold footy inside forward 50. 

Just just did enough to maybe hold his spot. 

You have got to be kidding go back and watch.

One of the few who doesn’t panic with ball in hand and actually makes good decisions with his disposal 


6. Salem

5. Fritsch

4. Petty

3. Oliver

2. Lever

1. Spargo

6 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Spargo ??? 11 possessions.  Beaten by Burgoyne. Then was shifted as Anb went to negate Burgoyne   

Cannot kick 35 metres. See last quarter.

Missed easy goal in the run in second quarter.  

Had a few tackles but let alot go and couldn’t hold footy inside forward 50. 

Just just did enough to maybe hold his spot. 

One of the few players who used the ball well for us today.

7 score involvements from 11 disposals: if we got the ball to him more often we'd have won.

6: Oliver
5: Lever
4: Salem
3: Petracca
2: Petty
1: Fritsch


This exercise was a bit like a hen scratching around in a s#!tty chook house, searching for a few grains of soiled wheat.

6. Oliver

5. Lever

4. Petracca

3. Salem

2. Petty

1. Jordon

Edited by Deeoldfart
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6. Lever

5. Salem

4. Fritta

3. Hunt

2. Max

1. Petracca 

 

Refuse to give Oliver votes because he simply wasn't effective. 

Petty with half a hamstring was our best defender tonight, which goes a long way to explaining why we sucked [censored]. 

 

6 Clarry

5 Trac - 23 contested possessions 

4 fritsch

3 Salem

2 Viney

1 Jordon


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