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8 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Carlscum are wasting this. Would love to see girlong lose. Lyon keeps talking up carlscum all the time. It seems they are spanish fly to the commentators.

When Essendon aren't playing, make the most of what you've got.

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Imagine how many goals Harry McKay would’ve kicked if he wasn’t the worst set shot in the AFL (next to Clarrie of course). 

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Some ordinary skills on display Geelong Carlton

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And some worried this mob had gone past us. Atrocious skill level by the Blues and giving Cripps 6 years….oh boy.

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Good to see the umps are consistent and are giving the cats are free ride both home and away.

Gee I hope we play them first week of the finals. They just aren't that good 

Surely one of the top four teams below us has to stumble soon. I was hoping it would be Geelong today.

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I swear to god how can you watch this if you’re a Carlton fan and not want to off yourself? It’s just absolutely disgraceful. 

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Geelong play the worst footy, I cannot understand how they’re top 4. 
 

Im not sure what Carlton are playing. 

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Just now, Deestroy All said:

Geelong play the worst footy, I cannot understand how they’re top 4. 
 

Im not sure what Carlton are playing. 

Have a look at their draw. This is how they’re top 4. They’ve lost every single game they’ve had against a good side outside of that Hicksville stadium. 

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Carlton are playing like Demons in their (many) bad years. Skill errors/turnovers/handballs to players under pressure. 

Demons have come a long way !!!  Thank God we don't have to endure that any more ... 

 

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Did Dwayne just say tonight's game "should be a ripper as well!"

Surely he's not suggesting this is a ripper? I'm actually watching it with my spectacles off to see if it makes it any more enjoyable...

 

 

It doesn't.

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Carlscum skills remind me of Melbourne 2012/13.  They continually handball themselves into trouble.

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Apart from our match, the rest of this round is pretty meh. 

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Am I right in saying any final against the [censored] will be at the G?

if so, bring that [censored] on

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6 minutes ago, Kumamoto_Ken said:

Did Dwayne just say tonight's game "should be a ripper as well!"

Surely he's not suggesting this is a ripper? I'm actually watching it with my spectacles off to see if it makes it any more enjoyable...

 

 

It doesn't.

I'd at least hit the mute button to stay Dwayne free

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3 minutes ago, Brownie said:

I'd at least hit the mute button to stay Dwayne free

If I had hearing aids I'd take them out...

At least the commentary keeps me well informed on the game situation like a few minutes back when a Geelong point 'kept Carlton in with sniff'. They were four goals down and had kicked two for the entire game ffs.

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12 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Am I right in saying any final against the [censored] will be at the G?

if so, bring that [censored] on

Correct. They don’t play finals down there. They cry about it every year to remind you as well. 

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