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5 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

How did PA get Aliir, geee wiz they’ll be hard to stop. 
 

God I hope they [censored] ESS!

One thing Port does that we all wish the Dees would do is that they smash teams when they smell blood. 

44 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What Brisvegas did or didn’t do in the first half is completely irrelevant

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You take a tunnel-visioned opinion to new heights

The red mist comes over you like no other

So it doesn't matter how a team performs in the first half???? ... that makes zero sense

It's a sporting contest that lasts 120 minutes ... what happens in the last minute is connected to the other 119 minutes

But not according to Wyl the professor of twisted logic

You never cease to amaze!

Don't ever change ... we need the laughs

 

The high scoring free scoring Swans ... Bizzaro World


2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Brisvegas were robbed last night blatantly in front of the Umpires and nothing was done. 

That’s hardly the fault of Geelong who, in that same post, you accuse of cheating... Brisbane weren’t “robbed blatantly in front of the umpires” at all; the umpire had an unobstructed view of the play and made the wrong call either through sheer stupidity, or through fear of a cats supporter backlash.

3 minutes ago, MF-C said:

Gee Port look good 

hm, i think they look really strong...but north looked atrocious after quarter time last week and the peptides have looked bog ordinary in this first quarter

looking forward to them playing a 'good' side

 
1 hour ago, BigFez said:

Gulden looks a real player for the swans.  Another academy pick.

Yep, another gift. With Heeney, Mills and others coming each year through the academy they will never be out of the 8 for long. Such an unfair advantage

5 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

hm, i think they look really strong...but north looked atrocious after quarter time last week and the peptides have looked bog ordinary in this first quarter

looking forward to them playing a 'good' side

they're the most impressive team and will probably finish top

Edited by MF-C


5 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Yep, another gift. With Heeney, Mills and others coming each year through the academy they will never be out of the 8 for long. Such an unfair advantage

Exactly.

Port are an impressive football club these days. Their recruiting is top notch. They look very well drilled  and hardly a weak link. 

5 minutes ago, chookrat said:

News is in, Garry Rohan out for 2 weeks.

Got what it  deserved. Surprised not even a fine for Selwood and his sling tackle , not sure how they can let it go considering play had stopped but if You do it during play and knock a bloke out it’s 4-5 weeks 


23 minutes ago, chookrat said:

News is in, Garry Rohan out for 2 weeks.

Loving the impact Chris Scott is having on the tribunal outcomes...

"He was protecting himself"  =  3 weeks

"I've seen it and I'm OK with it"  =  2 weeks

2 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

If any team loses to North Melbourne this year their coach should be sacked.

They are as far off it as any team I can remember.  Maybe since us in 2012-2013.

AFL will throw compo picks at them though.

4 hours ago, chookrat said:

News is in, Garry Rohan out for 2 weeks.

He punched a player in the head who wasn’t looking behind play and only got two weeks.

I wish I could say I was surprised.

Edited by Clint Bizkit


What a great day, Dee's win & the bummers got smashed & got more injuries piling more misery on there supporters.

Nth are in for a world of pain. How long before they start getting 10,000 or under to there games

9 hours ago, Pickett2Jackson said:

They are as far off it as any team I can remember.  Maybe since us in 2012-2013.

AFL will throw compo picks at them though.

... and a home ground in Hobart and a training facility in Hobart and a new name and new colours and a  Tassie academy.

(thinks: what will happen to deserted AFL home base at Arden St?)

Edited by Mazer Rackham

10 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

If any team loses to North Melbourne this year their coach should be sacked.

I reckon Essendon might. They look primed for a bad season.

 
3 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

North look as bad as if not worse than us in the Neeld years.

I havent checked the fixture - do we get them twice this year?


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