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Where is Kozzie?

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Pickett in his excellent training report mentioned Kozzie was not to be seen, then the Dazzler pointed out he's been in SA for a fortnight. What is the story here?

 

 

And may I point out that "wherefore" means why, not where. 

1 hour ago, Salems Lot said:

And may I point out that "wherefore" means why, not where. 

Correct S L   -  I can picture my high school literature teacher fuming over this heading.?

When Juliet asked "Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" she was asking why did his name have to be Romeo of the Montagues, enemies of her family.

Lesson over. ? 

Edited by Dame Gaga
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7 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

I feel violated.  And I still learn nothing of Kozzie...

Sounds like homesick problems to me. Is the next line

is taking time away from the game?

Edited by old dee

6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Sounds like homesick problems to me. Is the next line

is taking time away from the game?

I said the same thing and they deleted my post, is it being dramatic, why no word from the club about him staying away , there is being private and there is 

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11 hours ago, Dame Gaga said:

Correct S L   -  I can picture my high school literature teacher fuming over this heading.?

When Juliet asked "Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" she was asking why did his name have to be Romeo of the Montagues, enemies of her family.

Lesson over. ? 

THat bloody Shakespeare,no concept of the English language - where means 'where are you'? ???

 

Not usually one to side with grammar nazis but that thread title is a complete train wreck.

Edited by P-man

10 minutes ago, P-man said:

Not usually one to side with grammar nazis but that thread title is a complete train wreck.

Should have gone with “Kozzie, Kozzie, Kozzie - oi, oi, oi: Where are you?”


If I was him I would stay away for another 4 weeks that's how long stage 4 will last

7 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

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Grammar or just can't spell? Looked it up can be used, will use it more often

Edited by don't make me angry

59 minutes ago, old dee said:

Sounds like homesick problems to me. Is the next line

is taking time away from the game?

It"s a funeral H/S today.


11 minutes ago, drysdale demon said:

But the masses will continue their pessimism on here.

Some never miss a chance to be first in with the gloomiest interpretation of anything.  I expect it is some sort of primitive magic where by stating the pessimistic view, it is hoped that will prevent it actually occurring.  Or maybe they are just genuine pessimists.

1 hour ago, loges said:

It"s a funeral H/S today.

Thanks Loges I read the hun but obviously missed it.

57 minutes ago, sue said:

Some never miss a chance to be first in with the gloomiest interpretation of anything.  I expect it is some sort of primitive magic where by stating the pessimistic view, it is hoped that will prevent it actually occurring.  Or maybe they are just genuine pessimists.

Its a tough job staying positive for a MFC supporter sue. Half a century of disasters tends to beat it out of the best optimists.

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2 hours ago, P-man said:

Not usually one to side with grammar nazis but that thread title is a complete train wreck.

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea maxima Culpa.

Edited by dieter


9 minutes ago, old dee said:

Its a tough job staying positive for a MFC supporter sue. Half a century of disasters tends to beat it out of the best optimists.

We have a choice in life OD positive Or negative or neutral!!!

Take your pick you have!!! 

52 minutes ago, 58er said:

We have a choice in life OD positive Or negative or neutral!!!

Take your pick you have!!! 

I am positive in most things but the MFC is a totally different kettle of fish.

There ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory is the thing we do first class.

2 hours ago, dieter said:

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea maxima Culpa.

i see your roman catholic upbringing was not a complete waste, dieter

 

i posted that it was a close family bereavement in reply to the ridiculous op, but it got deleted in the clean-up

the people claiming homesickness etc. with absolutely no idea have, well, absolutely no idea wtf '"theiyr're" talking about, as per the norm

Edited by whatwhatsaywhat

13 minutes ago, whatwhatsaywhat said:

i posted that it was a close family bereavement in reply to the ridiculous op, but it got deleted in the clean-up

the people claiming homesickness etc. with absolutely no idea have, well, absolutely no idea wtf '"theiyr're" talking about, as per the norm

Why did it get deleted?

I'm glad someone was able to confirm and it all makes sense now. If it's not confirmed anywhere then this website will continue to be flooded with ridiculous home sick comments etc.


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