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Melbourne FC website

poita
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Is there any chance that this poxy excuse for a website might be updated some time this millenium?

The AFLW draft was more than 10 weeks ago and we still don't have pictures of the draftees on the website.

The men's page has not been updated for any post season player movements, although it is good to see Oscar McDonald still on the list.

I get that clubs are working with a skeleton staff, but surely someone can spare five minutes to add some pictures to the website.

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    17 minutes ago, poita said:

    Is there any chance that this poxy excuse for a website might be updated some time this millenium?

    The AFLW draft was more than 10 weeks ago and we still don't have pictures of the draftees on the website.

    The men's page has not been updated for any post season player movements, although it is good to see Oscar McDonald still on the list.

    I get that clubs are working with a skeleton staff, but surely someone can spare five minutes to add some pictures to the website.

    I am surprised you go to it. The only reason I go to it is for training times and guess what there is nothing. But we now know that they are at Casey and no one is allowed in so I guess it does not matter .

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    i believe the club pages are all run at least in partner by afl.com.au and as such they seem to be updating all the player movement stuff etc at once, also i guess theyre waiting for official pjotos of all the players that look official and same

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    Ordinary at the best of times. Covid cut-backs make things worse again.. outside of the club itself dland is the best source of info

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    Yes, it is best to keep your expectations low, in order to avoid being disappointed, in this crapola of a year.

    Waiting for 2021. Kick the backside of this year on the way out. Cheers. Thanks a lot.     season 5 patsy GIF

     

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    5 hours ago, poita said:

    Is there any chance that this poxy excuse for a website might be updated some time this millenium?

    The AFLW draft was more than 10 weeks ago and we still don't have pictures of the draftees on the website.

    The men's page has not been updated for any post season player movements, although it is good to see Oscar McDonald still on the list.

    I get that clubs are working with a skeleton staff, but surely someone can spare five minutes to add some pictures to the website.

    A wise person once said "Websites don't win premierships".

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    14 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

    Yes, it is best to keep your expectations low, in order to avoid being disappointed, in this crapola of a year.

    Waiting for 2021. Kick the backside of this year on the way out. Cheers. Thanks a lot.     season 5 patsy GIF

     

    I wouldn't be punting on 2021 being significantly better. Be a good idea to take your own advice about keeping expectations low at this stage.

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    2 hours ago, Dame Gaga said:

    Yes, it is best to keep your expectations low, in order to avoid being disappointed, in this crapola of a year.

    Waiting for 2021. Kick the backside of this year on the way out. Cheers. Thanks a lot.     season 5 patsy GIF

     

    Nice to see Patsy again. I wonder if she still keeps a stash of joints in her hair. You never know when you might need one with the Dees

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    25 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

    Nice to see Patsy again. I wonder if she still keeps a stash of joints in her hair. You never know when you might need one with the Dees

    well we know where she keeps edina monsoon's mobile...

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    On 12/18/2020 at 11:11 PM, Roger Mellie said:

    Nice to see Patsy again. I wonder if she still keeps a stash of joints in her hair. You never know when you might need one with the Dees

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    7 hours ago, rpfc said:

    Summer threads

    merry christmas GIF by BBC

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    On 12/18/2020 at 7:45 PM, Turner said:

    i believe the club pages are all run at least in partner by afl.com.au

    Yes they are, and thats why they are all terrible.

    AFL website is an embarrassment for our great game.

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    On 12/18/2020 at 10:41 PM, Roger Mellie said:

    Nice to see Patsy again. I wonder if she still keeps a stash of joints in her hair. You never know when you might need one with the Dees

    It is good to see Patsy again as she complements our Website. We should invite her to become an honorary MFC / Demonland member - I'd bet she would have a short sentence or two that would  contribute something succinct and highly amusing to our malaise, patience and tolerance of that which is confounding us all. Her script writer was a genius; her delivery sublime.

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    On 12/18/2020 at 2:51 PM, poita said:

    Is there any chance that this poxy excuse for a website might be updated some time this millenium?

    The AFLW draft was more than 10 weeks ago and we still don't have pictures of the draftees on the website.

    The men's page has not been updated for any post season player movements, although it is good to see Oscar McDonald still on the list.

    I get that clubs are working with a skeleton staff, but surely someone can spare five minutes to add some pictures to the website.

    Perhaps an email to the club will be more effective than a post on Demonland ... 

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    Yep, agree, the AFL updated it's digital assets during the year and went from being reasonably useful to downright awful.  Sadly all teh clubs are linked it seems.  To be fair, the staffing cuts can't have helped

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    7 hours ago, Deemania since 56 said:

    It is good to see Patsy again as she complements our Website. We should invite her to become an honorary MFC / Demonland member - I'd bet she would have a short sentence or two that would  contribute something succinct and highly amusing to our malaise, patience and tolerance of that which is confounding us all. Her script writer was a genius; her delivery sublime.

    absolutely fabulous thank you GIF

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    I come to 'Land when I want sane, accurate, thoughtful and well articulated information on the Deez.

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    7 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Having issues even opening the mfc app lol

    It doesn't even open for me at all.

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    On 12/21/2020 at 6:25 PM, dazzledavey36 said:

    It doesn't even open for me at all.

    Oh wow

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