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Yze is a Demon Again

Chook in Perth
in Melbourne Demons

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5 hours ago, Grr-owl said:

I remember seeing Ablett live as a kid. I remember being shocked at the size of his legs. So thick. So strong. Maybe that's why he didn't play in a premiership team...? In fact, maybe that explains why all those players can't be considered 'great.' Held back by leg girth. Now that I think of it, Lockett's legs were just outrageously big....

Whaddya think, Coq?

 

Ablett was the greatest player I ever saw. I withdraw all foolish comments.

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    57 minutes ago, Coq au vin said:

    Ablett was the greatest player I ever saw. I withdraw all foolish comments.

    Okay, fair enough..... but what about his LEGS??!!!

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Based on corrections in this and other threads, and a quick check of an Albanian dictionary, I would like to confirm a crucial fact -

    It's Y'ze, not Yze.

    So it’s pronounced “Why-Zee”? 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    How can this peanut be allowed to continue spamming this site and It’s posters?

    Where's a mod when you need one?

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    6 minutes ago, McQueen said:

    How can this peanut be allowed to continue spamming this site and It’s posters?

    Where's a mod when you need one?

    Very good McQueen, I fully support your post - except there's no apostrophe in 'its' as a possessive article.

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    11 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

    Very good McQueen, I fully support your post - except there's no apostrophe in 'its' as a possessive article.

    You missed the unnecessary capitalisation..... ? 

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    2 hours ago, dieter said:

    Interesting? NOT.

    Now that this thread has turned to official unmitigated garbage I'll bother to note that I wrote 'interneting' as opposed to 'interesting'. It's not interesting at all. This thread or a particular poster should be culled. 

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    37 minutes ago, pitmaster said:

    Very good McQueen, I fully support your post - except there's no apostrophe in 'its' as a possessive article.

     

    25 minutes ago, Grr-owl said:

    You missed the unnecessary capitalisation..... ? 

    It’s a full time job keeping on top of iOS spellcheck errors, fella’s. 
    Gotta let a few slip by. 

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    We missed out on Voss. Tried hard to get him to move. But he is staying with Port

    Does the attention move to Yze now??

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    9 hours ago, Grr-owl said:

    You missed the unnecessary capitalisation..... ? 

    Good pick up. My defence? I was lying in bed about to kip. Otherwise you got me. 

     

    PS: McQueen's done it again with "fella's" but it's way too pedantic even for me to go at him again. This thread has been waylaid far too much thanks to the Coq Tete.

    Edited by pitmaster

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    12 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    So it’s pronounced “Why-Zee”? 

    Next it will be QYze, as in Q anon...

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    12 hours ago, McQueen said:

    How can this peanut be allowed to continue spamming this site and It’s posters?

    Where's a mod when you need one?

    Excellent point Steve.

    Over the years, some of my best smut has been deleted and yet the above dull rubbish continues to clog and derail a thread.

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    I think it's pronounced OOZAIR.  Teammates used to call him "knock knock"

    Edited by one_demon

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    On 10/4/2020 at 12:56 PM, Demon17 said:

    But why on earth would Goodwin take any more notice of him that he has with other assistants.

    Two time premiership player - I know what I'm doing.?

    What's this story about Goodwin ever taking any input from assistants.  I know directly from Brendan McCartney that they had a close and fruitful relationship.  When Macca left everything he said was positive about Goodwin.

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    On 10/7/2020 at 10:34 AM, Coq au vin said:

    We’ve accepted mediocrity for far too long in all departments. I don’t want people back who’ve participated in that mediocrity in whatever role: player, coach or any administrative role.

    Poster?

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    14 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

    We missed out on Voss. Tried hard to get him to move. But he is staying with Port

    Does the attention move to Yze now??

    I'd say we wanted Yze, Voss and Leppitsch. Reckon we'll get at least one of them.

    Edited by A F

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    2 hours ago, A F said:

    I'd say we wanted Yze, Voss and Leppitsch. Reckon we'll get at least one of them.

    Voss has been spoken with and he is staying with Ken. 
    The other 2 i have no information on at this point

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    5 hours ago, A F said:

    I'd say we wanted Yze, Voss and Leppitsch. Reckon we'll get at least one of them.

    Not sure we want/need both Voss and Richardson? Starts to get a bit top heavy I would have thought.

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    3 hours ago, bing181 said:

    Not sure we want/need both Voss and Richardson? Starts to get a bit top heavy I would have thought.

    Obviously, Richardson isn't currently a line coach, but I wonder what he'd think of taking on the role of Development coach as well as overseeing coaching? He did start as a development coach.

    With reduced soft cap to go around, if we could get 5 line coaches to take care of our needs that'd be great.

    Forward / Match Day Strategy & Opposition (his role in 2020 at Hawthorn) - Adem Yze

    Midfield - Adam Kingsley / Matthew Knights

    Back - Leppitsch (still hopeful ;) )

    Ruck - Greg Stafford (or someone new...)

    Development & Director of Coaching - Alan Richardson

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