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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs GWS

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Wow. You could see that happening for 30 seconds

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There was at least 3 free kicks in that passage of play...

 

Ok that chest mark dropped by lever was pitiful;.  $850k?


Your goal Jake Lever.

Been very good except for giving up two goals.

Our defence has been so loose.

Jesus how many Melbourne players can you waltz through for a goal? Not one player nails a tackle. And Lever inexcusable for dropping that mark. He’s having a stinker. 

 
1 minute ago, DeeSince73 said:

Ling straight to the top of my ****list. What a [censored]. 

Always has been.


God, Tomlinson is slower than Omac.  Is he for real?

6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Love it if we could get the ball out of the middle. 

Leaving heaps of space directly behind Max,  GWS running clearances straight through 

That was poor. Lever dropped mark. Tomlinson first to it and didn’t take it first time. May no shepherding to help and ensure we get it out of the area. Then their players breaking tackles. 


No Dees player wanted the ball

Lever ☹️

Hasn't been terrible all the time but his errors have now cost us three goals.

I realllyyyyyyyyy hate that we couldn't just clear that bloody ball.

Just now, Clint Bizkit said:

Lever drops a chest mark and GWS get a goal.

He’s cost us at least 3 goals tonight.

Thank God for Lever

Lever is a modern day Damien Gasper.


Two first round picks for an absolute soft [censored] in Lever

 

Aside from Track we look weak in the contest.

4 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

Commentators saying the lifted elbow was accidental. Is this a joke. 

Towing the AFL line. It's like [censored] north Korea.

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Get Melksham the [censored] out of the midfield. 

Put your body on the line Fritsch!!!!


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