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11 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

Very poor conditions for our two games up here. Very poor scheduling by the afl. Muppets

Yeah, sure.  
Haven’t watched much, but were our opponents playing at a different time to us?  Could explain a lot.  ???

Edited by monoccular
Bloody autocorrect again

 
26 minutes ago, Gunna’s said:

We are so bad at supporting teammates. Shepherd, blocks, remonstrating....just non existent 

No heart

 

Just now, Gunna’s said:

Don’t disagree that we have been outplayed. But if you read my post I was saying that no team should’ve played in Cairns in September. Woeful conditions on both games. 

2 sides went up there and did the job

We didn’t

 
Just now, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

Vanders always misses these shots

Nothing has gone right today. Vanders kicking goals included ?


I'd say we're headed for another rebuild, and we need to recruit some talent...

... But seriously who the hell would want to come to us? We're a basket case, the culture is broken and we can't be bothered even doing the basics.

I dont think I have seen a slower team. What in the world happened? We look so weak and tired. 

Just now, DaveyJones'sLocker said:

Vanders always misses these shots

But not this time ?

Good to see VB pumped after that kick trying to lift the others. Shame so many are deflated and pea hearted.


We have 2 more years of this garbage game plan ... if Goodwin has any sympathy for the members & supporters he should resign as what’s occurring is a  disgrace & embarrassing 

Edited by Hogan2014

Tell me, why does Goodwin move to the bench for the last 10 min? What purpose does it serve. Pick the box or pick the bench and stay there.

Edited by ignition.

3 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

For the 2nd time in 2 weeks we play a bottom 5 side and get comprehensively outcoached  outclassed and well beaten.

Good job Simon. If you had any integrity you would resign straight after this game.

And don't forget 2017 v collingwood who were 14th. We didn't lay a tackle inside the first 20 minutes we anted the win so bad.

 

FFS it infuriates me!!

he doubled the [censored] down on the game plan after the Eagles loss in 2018, Even after last year continues to double down on the game plan. this game plan does not win [censored] games let alone finals!!

We bring in new coaches and move deck chairs on the Titanic. How can he keep selling hope to the players. these two weeks tell me he has lost the players. EVERYTHING ON THE LINE, and not even a whimper. are the boys a bit tired? who the [censored] cares? not me!!

The dockers have had how many shots at goal? tells me the midfielders and  forwards are not doing what they should, lazy [censored]!!

 

apologies for the swearing

My kingdom for a [censored] small forward 


You can't play AFL football when you're as weak at the contest as Fritsch is.

 

Goodwin desperation hour: May forward. Goodwin to bench. 

Edited by Jaded


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